Dude, if you're the catcher on a team that loses 22-4, you are probably a female trapped in a male body. Check with Psi.

Oh good. I thought you were going to end it by saying there was a pepper in your pants, so you were wondering what the topping on the pizza was.

Seems to me I remeber some of the Junior class football players when I was a freshman put some ICY-HOT in one of the Senior cornerbacks jock during our preseason training before practice. The guy got dressed and all the way to the bus and bout the time he sat down his face turned BEET RED and was running all the way back to the locker room with his shorts down and holding his coinsack and screaming ... :cuss:

It was pretty damn funny back then .... I'm sure it would have been less amusing had the joke been on ME! :D



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Could be. That would describe the giant man-boobs. However, I only got to bat twice, and was not involved in any of the umpteen errors that occured in the outfield.

Kind of reminds me of the Navy days after over-refilling my ZIPPO lighter. Standing at attention with my crotch and leg on fire from the fluid leaking out of the lighter. :cuss:

And you stayed at attention? Do you have a brother named Rich?

:LOL:

In those days the punishment would have been worse than the lighter fluid burn. They were brutal and still might be. Boomer and Rich could have both handled it.

Gold Bond Medicated Powder (Extra Strength--green bottle) in the package area is better. Good Times.

It was an almost daily prank at football practice, except Icy Hot hadn't been invented. The goo was called Atom Balm.

I know their extra strength foot powder is too strong for that area.

This thread is making me realize how unkind I've been to my junk.

I was chopping up Habenaros for a 30 alarm chili and rubbed my eyes. I spent the next three hours rinsing out my eyes and lying on the floor wondering if I was ever going to see again.

I used to do hot wing eating contests at a bar during monday night football. When I got home at night, I had to take my contacts out of my eyes. It was like rubbing them with mace every time.

I'm beginning to think I'm a masochist...

Dunno...you get used to it after a while. Definately helps with any heat rash. I use it more in the summer.

The foot powder? Wow. I use the body powder, but inadvertantly used the foot powder one morning and was reminded of the error all day.

Your scrotum might be the only material hard enough to scratch Rich Scanlon.