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Voodoo Chile
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: At the crossroad
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Dumbass.
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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who's done this.
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CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Johnson City, Tennessee
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Just pour some alchol on it, I hear it cools it down. ![]() Just get your girl to blow you ![]() |
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King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
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Nothing like locker room pranking yourself after letting a squirrel eat your brain.
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Veteran
Join Date: Mar 2002
Casino cash: $10014147
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You have a coin purse?
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Will KC ever be better?
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks
Casino cash: $9905087
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Here's your sign...
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BAMF
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Your Face
Casino cash: $9998710
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Heh. Reminds me of the time I crushed up some peppers to put on my pizza. We didn't have any store bought crushed red pepper, so my mom gave me some dried peppers and told me to crush them up and use them. I did it with my bare hands.
A few hours later, I was at the bar, and my dick just started burning like hell. I finally realized it was because the oil was still on my hands, and when I took a piss, it got on my unit. Not a fun night.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Oz
Casino cash: $10004900
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"Mommy - I need to go potty"... "Oh, for God's sakes, you picked today to stop goin' in your pants?!?" My Name is Earl ![]() |
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When a nightmare becomes real
Join Date: Nov 2003
Casino cash: $736966
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"I'm feeling a sensation that is all together new to me..and frankly, I LIIIIIIIKE it!"
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Post Whore
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Oz
Casino cash: $10004900
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Oh and be sure and rub your eyes right after rubbing that Icey Hot on your package also.
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"Mommy - I need to go potty"... "Oh, for God's sakes, you picked today to stop goin' in your pants?!?" My Name is Earl ![]() |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: KC
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Don't wash it off!!! It will only make it worse,, or ,, so I have been told. I myself have never done anything that reeruned.
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u b illian
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: DooDah
Casino cash: $10009436
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Does this have anything to do with Psi raising 'her' bar?
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CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Johnson City, Tennessee
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I remember when my mom used that stuff and she put her robe on one night and it almost blistered her back. I hope your naked right now for your sake. ![]() |
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When a nightmare becomes real
Join Date: Nov 2003
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My groin and legs are very very sore. I started softball this week, and I haven't played any kind of organized sport for probably 15 years. I, being the gigantic dumbass I am, didn't stretch before the game..and guess what position I play? Catcher! We only played 4 innings too, due to the mercy rule (Final Score 22-4). We lost, of course. I had a good time, but I just need to stretch next time.
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