You Play To Win The Game

Thou shalt wear snappy sweater vests.

LMAO this is the best by far

A good punter is hard to find, his worth is far above rubies. The heart of his coach trusts in him, and nothing shall he lack.

Thou Shalt Make The Media Thy Bitch.

Thou shalt play to win the game.

*edited for the love of luv...

Thou Shalt Fall Short of a First Down

Thou shalt use double-speak when asked about the QB situation...

Thou shall bring about a covenant with thy Satan known as Carl Peterson

FYP

Just trying to keep the flow.

Thou shalt spend many hours reviewing tape but take only seconds to lose the game

nice

Thou shalt understand that playing thy game of football is a privilege, not a right.

Thou shalt draft accordingly to HIS plan, unless plan overflows with reason such that thou General Manager brings about a spear to thine own crucification.

Thou shall not back into playoffs, Thou shall win games thy was suppost to win.