First question: Do you want to? Or do you just want to **** the shit outta her? Cause if you don't mant to 'make love' you won't... you will just be ****in'.

ps. thanks for another probable entry into the HOC, the lounge has been kinda boring today.

Quite simply she's gotta know the difference between like and love is spit or swallow. If she doesn't know that then there's no hope for making love and you'll be left with jackhammering her doo doo hole.

Whenever I'm with a woman I whisper softly into her ear, "touch my vagina," and she's like, "what!?" and I'm like, "that's what you're supposed to say."

She probably means she wants you to buy her some shit first.

You're probably right. He shouldn't buy her shit but he should let her climax for once.

Take off your dirty tube socks and act like you want to stay there for a while instead of hopping off her ass and leaving immediately.

Ask her lots of questions on what she wants (before you really get going and questions destroy her build towards orgasmth.)

Donger, not surprisingly, nailed this thread.
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I think she wants you to break up with her.

Ain't that the truth.

FFS download Tenacious D fuck her gently

ROFL

If you've got a better idea for getting out of post coital pillow talk then I'm all ears.

Some times you got to make some love, and ****in' give her some smooches too.

I think she wants you to film it, then post it on Chiefsplanet. Actually, im pretty positive that's what she wants.

Meh, she can do that herself manually while he's reaching for the towel.