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Ming the Merciless 08-30-2017 02:39 PM

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ptlyon 08-30-2017 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 13046179)
Don't get your wife accustomed to vaginal insertion sex toys. Avoid them IMO. Handcuffs, scented candles, rope, whips, spank paddles, chains, lingerie, ball-gags, positioning wedges, dog collars, and blindfolds are smarter ideas that won't impact your regular sex life. Kinky is about the vibe and role play rather than the toys themselves.

Yes I'm serious.

Spoken like a true two and a halfer

ToxSocks 08-30-2017 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin;13046114
[B
So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks....what's rocking your middle-aged sex acts of argression?[/B]

I'm prepared for a sophisticated, enlightened dialogue

Well, i'm a fully thick haired, bearded, big dick, handsome stud, so maybe i'm not who you're looking for an opinion from but I'll share anyway.

If you want her to continue to unlock her inner freak then you need to express to her how much of a freak weirdo you are, and how much it turns you on.

Once she becomes comfortable with the idea that her sexual perversions are nothing to be ashamed of and are welcomed, then she'll be able to freely slut out for you in bed.

Vibes are a good start. Don't be intimated by large dildos either. They're a tool in the tool kit. Build up that tool kit. Take your time. A good sex session will last an hour+.

She should be spent afterwards. Lube everywhere...turn that pussy to mush...and don't be afraid to take an intermission.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2017 02:42 PM

LMAO

Off to the Romper in 3...2...1

Rasputin 08-30-2017 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 13046187)
any reason why?

asking for a friend

My guess is that she would rather get off with the toy than you meaning you will become obsolete in her sex joys.

Ming the Merciless 08-30-2017 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 13046194)
My guess is that she would rather get off with the toy than you meaning you will become obsolete in her sex joys.

I know a guy who has jammed a lot of sex toys into some pussies and he thinks this is an irrational fear

Rasputin 08-30-2017 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13046193)
LMAO

Off to the Romper in 3...2...1

No No No this is good discussion the man needs advice.


Why make glorify the Romper Room then everyone will want to go there and not making it a punishment.

Prison Bitch 08-30-2017 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13046192)
Well, i'm a fully thick haired, bearded, big dick, handsome stud, so maybe i'm not who you're looking for an opinion from but I'll share anyway.

If you want her to continue to unlock her inner freak then you need to express to her how much of a freak weirdo you are, and how much it turns you on.

Once she becomes comfortable with the idea that her sexual perversions are nothing to be ashamed of and are welcomed, then she'll be able to freely slut out for you in bed.

Vibes are a good start. Don't be intimated by large dildos either. They're a tool in the tool kit. Build up that tool kit. Take your time. A good sex session will last an hour+.

She should be spent afterwards. Lube everywhere...turn that pussy to mush...and don't be afraid to take an intermission.



Is that how you got your obsession with black dicks?

ToxSocks 08-30-2017 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 13046194)
My guess is that she would rather get off with the toy than you meaning you will become obsolete in her sex joys.

Unless you're undersized in the pants it should be a non-issue. Women like real dick even if it's smaller than a dildo. Vibes are what women like anyway since it offers clit stimulation.

Yes, she is probably using her Vibe when you're at work. Get over it.

There's probably something to be said for a woman feeling pushed to her limits with larger objects. Don't ever let a woman say size doesn't matter. It absolutely matters to a degree.

You can't be rockin' 5" or less and seriously think she's having an optimal time. Sorry to whomever is reading this with a us....below average member.

Rasputin 08-30-2017 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 13046195)
I know a guy who has jammed a lot of sex toys into some pussies and he thinks this is an irrational fear

That's been my experience as well not a problem for me.

I like using toys on girls saves on back pain later.

ToxSocks 08-30-2017 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 13046178)
Bring in a closer to put out the fire.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 13046199)
Is that how you got your obsession with black dicks?

Says the cuck....

Prison Bitch 08-30-2017 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13046211)
Says the cuck....

Nobody says you can't love black dicks Detox.


It's your deal. We ain't judging.

ToxSocks 08-30-2017 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 13046213)
Nobody says you can't love black dicks Detox.


It's your deal. We ain't judging.

lord knows you've had enough "closers" in your bed.

Prison Bitch 08-30-2017 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13046217)
lord knows you've had enough "closers" in your bed.

Your mom prob did. Is that why you ran away as a teen?

ToxSocks 08-30-2017 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 13046114)

So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks...

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 13046230)
Your mom prob did. Is that why you ran away as a teen?

Pretty sure he was talking to you. Shouldn't you be giving advice to Archie instead of following me around like an obsessed school girl?

I'm starting to feel like i should be signing my posts for you so you can hang them on your wall and fawn over them.


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