Prayer Request I searched for "Sex Toys" on Chiefsplanet and Broke the F***king Internet!

Archie F. Swin · 08-30-2017, 02:21 PM

Vibrator, dildo, marital aids....Chiefsplanet search aggregate times out. (I got the off-white screen of perversion!)

Why did I search for fleshlariats, muffcrunchers and diddlesticks? Because I'm ready to take our (Wife & I) sexing to the next mother****ing level. After 20+ years, its time for kinky, fetishy, fantasy and tomfoolery.

I'm not starting this shit. She's bought some vibrators over the years and its become part of our regular liquor-fueled throw down.

So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks....what's rocking your middle-aged sex acts of argression?

I'm prepared for a sophisticated, enlightened dialogue

08-30-2017, 02:21 PM	Topic Starter
Archie F. Swin This is the way Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Casino cash: $9975673	I searched for "Sex Toys" on Chiefsplanet and Broke the Fking Internet!* Vibrator, dildo, marital aids....Chiefsplanet search aggregate times out. (I got the off-white screen of perversion!) Why did I search for fleshlariats, muffcrunchers and diddlesticks? Because I'm ready to take our (Wife & I) sexing to the next mother**ing level. After 20+ years, its time for kinky, fetishy, fantasy and tomfoolery. I'm not starting this shit. She's bought some vibrators over the years and its become part of our regular liquor-fueled throw down. So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks....what's rocking your middle-aged sex acts of argression?** I'm prepared for a sophisticated, enlightened dialogue
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