I've heard of goatse

that must be catse?

Oh and Crack Head: If you have all those nice little red dots, it doesn't do much good to leave me Neg rep brain child. ROFL
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Smoke another round of crack, pop some bonus pills, take a few shots of mouth wash and go look for your pussy...............Douche Bag.

crackhead cat

QuikSsurfer

"I'm awfully sad though... holy hell... I can't stop eating zannys and smoking pot.

These next few days are going to be crazy. IF IT WOULD ONLY STOP RAINING SO I CAN LOOK FOR HIM."





if you quit smokin and droppin the pills you probly wouldn't lose yer cat. + i wouldn't worry about the rain, i'd go look for my cat.then when i found him, i'd sing that old chorus from long ago,"gee i'm glad my cat's not dead"

WhineyBitch's cat "Don't harsh my buzz, dude".

OMG! That's great! ROFL I think you may have just sent Crack Boy over the edge with that shot.

I had a cat when I was a kid. My mom was putting groceries away and accidentally closed the freezer door with him inside. He had been in the deep freeze for several hours before he was found. We wrapped him in a towel and laid him out on the kitchen table . Sounded like a block of ice hitting the table.
Anyways, I was pretty upset about it. This cat was my best friend and it was killing me thinking about him dieing. My mom called the Vet to see if there was anything we could do. He didn't sound to hopeful but he said there was one thing that might work. Take a couple of tablespoons of white gas and rub about half of it into his fur. Then pour the other half down his throat. I was desperate and ready to try anything.
So my brother went in the garage and got some of our lantern fuel (white gas). We did what the Vet said and crossed our fingers.
After a few minutes he started coughing and choking. And then he jump right off the table and took of running through the house. He was zipping all over the place. Back to his old self. I was so happy. My buddy was OK.
Then all of a sudden he started slowing down, coughing and choking. And the he just fell over where he stood. I was crushed. The damn thing ran out of gas.

The geniouscps has tried to neg rep me 3 times.

You're lucky he didn't go stand by the fireplace and do his impression of a dog.

Whoooooooooooooof!

ROFL

You guys are killing me!

I'm not reading your pm's douchebag...you've got to be related ot Tom Cash

Damnit. You guys went and scared him off. :sulk:

It’s like trying to communicate with a pet rock. :shake:

I think I may have been the Cans Kitty picture. Sent the poor dumb bastard running through the house looking for a hit or two of acid with a cooking wine chaser.

I believe a pet rock is smarter.

Have you seen his "Admins" thread?

Dude ain't smart enough to figure out that us "idiots" could just post on that one if we chose.

My daughter and I used to tell that one together when she was little. I'd say it ran round and round in circles then fell over. Dead? she would say. Me: Nope, just ran out of gas.

Good luck finding your cat Dicksurfer-sounds like the only friend you have.

tiasmfyadbihyihyihy

where'd y
 

something just isn't right here

Wow, just wow. :shake:

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

He's gotta be doing that on purpose. No one is really that dumb, are they? Or he's on something. That wouldn't be surprising.

Yeah, I was joking when I referenced this in your thread.

WTF is going on here?

Shhh... it's the law.

My rep is busted. Or I've done something to prevent it on my pop-up blockers or something. Since I haven't figured out why it's not working yet, I'll just say that I owe, Psi and Iowanian rep. ROFL

better yet...how's the city of Denver?????:D What's the talk of the town?

KCMizzou did it.

and I distracted him while you all hid everything....ROFL

Honestly, I think he's pet rock dumb. :hmmm:

This thread is about Dicksurfer and his cat-have some respect and stick to the subject-lol He needs us more than ever at this time of crisis. Now who's turn is it to kick him when he is down?

Lots of cats missing lately-very strange indeed.

Chinese restaurants are stocking up.

24/7 smoke cat every day.

bumb

Has anyone checked Endo's lawnmower for cat fur?

ROFL

What do you want a cookie for what you accomplished about 6 years ago?

I'm sure Charles Manson had one bright moment in his life too.

So basically, you had a scholarship and pissed that away too only to drop out of college because "it wasn't for you" when you were close to graduating.

You're a gem.

Bumb!

Had to do it.

Pile On Folks!

No way this is real :harumph:

ROFL

Otter....revisit the last thread or two from the same clown.

Don't be afraid of the search, just because I said clown though.

Nobody can tell me that dope doesn't make you stupid.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL


Oh, and bumb.

Hey, John Matrix is every bit the tool this guy is. We are being treated to a double feature.

Hey Dicksurfer did you find your cat yet?

Hello, hello, hello, is their anybody in there. Just nod if you can hear me, is their anyone at home.

Relax, relax, relax, just need some infomation first, just the basic facts, can you show me were it hurts.

These two threads are still the most active in the top three in the lounge. ROFL ROFL

I imagine this happens about once a week for you at least

He left this thread in a huff (or is that a "puff") and started the Admins thread in hopes of erasing all signs of his moronacy.

Wow...absolutly speechless

Quicksurfer - is that your pic on the bands website?

Iowian posted his pic-its a goody!

Remember what thread? I have to see what this guy looks like.

I can't believe he didn't kill himself trying to make toast or somthing by now.

Administration-Dicksurfers plea to get this thread closed down.

But "Bumb" its at the top again.

Just in case you didn't see it on the Admis. thread. I think I found your cat Qocksurfer.

Its not dead, just stoned.

Bumb!

ROFL

Passed out cold, like it's owner.

Soon to be General Cho Chicken, or filet meow.

The cat probably got tired of qocksurfer smoking all his catnip and decided to run away.

Administration, please lock down this thread-I am running out of cat jokes.

Pussy !



:D

Paging Mr. Stumpy to the Cat thread. It seems to have a few lives left.

I haven't laughed this hard in years. between qocksurfer and Turdtrix I've been LMAO>

I predict this thread will remain near the top of the page for months

Turdtrix-good one. Plus Jake the Fake choked away the Championship. A perfect day.

Its like it has nine lives. Always seems to land on its feet.

Glad to bring you some sunshine. I can't wait until I see a sticky for one of your family members who dies in a car crash or is afflicted with cancer.(This goes for all of you fucks, not just Halfwit). I'll sit back and laugh knowing the misery that you feel is well deserved indeed.

Halfcan versus the n00bz... so this is what the planet is like at 2am

Bringing family into it-your pathetic stupidity has no bounds does it SHITBAG.

haha... this guy gets slapped down and keeps coming back for more...

thats really not a cool thing to say at all :shake:

He only stops posting stupid stuff to go around peoples yards and pick up dogshit.

DING DING DING-we have a winner for fuckhead of the Year!!!

hahahaha like this guy right??? man you guys are funny

http://www.latinmass.bravepages.com/...rucifixion.jpg

That is his way of getting back at me since I just posted a thread about my Aunt having Cancer. Shows what a lowdown piece of DOGSHIT Turdix really is.

Is TipSurfer Watermock?...

Are you messed up in the head? Are you on something? Are you just an attention whore? What?

Now your posting Jesus-are you really that screwed up on drugs-cause if their was a joke in there I missed it. About as funny as Turdtrix and his bag of dogshit.

Why don't you show zero class and make fun of cancer patients like that C#cksmoker DOGSHIT!!!!

Thats what I wondered-making fun of Jesus. Dogshit is making fun of folks who lost family in car accidents-fucking pathetic!

Actually I had no idea that you posted that, but I don't give a fuck for you. It sucks for her, I'll empathize with her plight--but any pain and sorrow that you feel is nothing other than the karmic wheel of retribution. So fuck off motherfucker.

wow.. u have feelings??
I took offence to half of this shit.
Take it. Tough man

You'd think these boys are like 12 or something.

You're one of them. Learn something from this.