Life Cat update

**QuikSsurfer** · 09:57 PM

No sign of cat.

4th and Long · 01-22-2006, 07:31 PM

I know what happened to your cat.

Signed,
The Dog

headsnap · 01-22-2006, 07:33 PM

I would tell you a heartwarming story about my cat that went missing for six months...

but you are an asshole, so I wont!!!

**QuikSsurfer** · 01-22-2006, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by headsnap

I would tell you a heartwarming story about my cat that went missing for six months...

but you are an asshole, so I wont!!!

I am an asshole.

Man i fucking hate people telling me it!
I will kill you.

i think i mean that in the state of mind that i'm in right now. it's not a nerdy fashion either - that's something you would think. ASSHOLE!!!!

**Skip Towne** · 01-22-2006, 08:00 PM

Who is this Quiksurfer? I recognize the name but I can't put a douche with it.

**QuikSsurfer** · 01-22-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Who is this Quiksurfer? I recognize the name but I can't put a douche with it.

Why in the world are you thinking about contraception right now??!! HE'S NOT FIXED!!!

jspchief · 01-22-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Why in the world are you thinking about contraception right now??!! HE'S NOT FIXED!!!

Contraception? I don't think that is what douches are used for.

I think you should smoke more pot and take a few more zannys, so you can become an even bigger dumbfuck.

Put out a bowl of antifreeze. The sweet taste will draw the cat in like a rat to rat poison.

KCChiefsMan · 01-22-2006, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Why in the world are you thinking about contraception right now??!! HE'S NOT FIXED!!!

wow! tried to look smart by using such a big word, little boy! only when women douche themselves, they use it for cleaning themselves (or whatever else they have in mind with it) but it will not prevent conception

milkman · 01-22-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Who is this Quiksurfer? I recognize the name but I can't put a douche with it.

He's the whiney, useless, sorry ass POS that asks for help for problems of his own making, and won't take responsibilty for those problems.

**KcMizzou** · 01-22-2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SideWinder

He's the whiney, useless, sorry ass POS that asks for help for problems of his own making, and won't take responsibilty for those problems.

I have a feeling you're not refering to the missing cat...

**Skip Towne** · 01-22-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SideWinder

He's the whiney, useless, sorry ass POS that asks for help for problems of his own making, and won't take responsibilty for those problems.

Ah, yes, the whiny little bitch from Ole Miss.

Prince22 · 05-10-2008, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Who is this Quiksurfer? I recognize the name but I can't put a douche with it.

Is this the jackass that collected his dogs shit in a bag and put it on his neighbors porch?

milkman · 05-10-2008, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince22

Is this the jackass that collected his dogs shit in a bag and put it on his neighbors porch?

If you would have read through this thread, you would know the answer to this question.

**KcMizzou** · 05-10-2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince22

Is this the jackass that collected his dogs shit in a bag and put it on his neighbors porch?

That was John Matrix.

Quik's just a stoner who lost his cat.

**QuikSsurfer** · 01-22-2006, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headsnap

I would tell you a heartwarming story about my cat that went missing for six months...

but you are an asshole, so I wont!!!

please PLEASE tell me a heart warming story. seriously

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01-22-2006, 07:31 PM	#2
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01-22-2006, 07:33 PM	#3
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01-22-2006, 08:00 PM	#5
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