Pregnancy attempt, I'd bounce.

When a chick asks for you to make love to her, there is only one way to set the mood... play some Rick Astley! :thumb:

Heh - I thought that very thing and it fits well within the story line.

Yes it does.

Hey MTG#10, how are your kids doing?

This.

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hey... the dude asked how to fake "making love" and i told him.

he didn't ask how to "get off and keep a bitch in line"

Unfortunately I tried this way with my ex. It got to the point where I told I'm not gonna wear her like a crown unless she returns the favor. btw she was terrible at giving head, and I guess she knew thats what I kinda thought so maybe she just thought "whats the point" I dunno. We mostly skipped 4play and just got down to it.

I'll never do it again.

That just means she wants you to call her 'baby' instead of '****ing whore,' just this once, and to put the money into the pocket of her sweat pants instead of leaving it on the night stand or the pillow.

This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

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I'm only gonna show you how to again one more time....

As Brad Pitt once said.. " I recommend f@cking"

ROFLROFL

I guess I found one of the few chicks who equate a load on their face with love :shrug:

That's a special kind of woman.

Does she have a flat head?

Dickhead.. now I have that song in my head!!

I read this post because it seemed like you were leading us to a nice punchline, like "then give her the Dirty Sanchez and yell J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!".... very disappointing. :shake:

I wouldn't know how to make love to a woman. I **** them.

Do you use someone else's penis, or have you discovered how to gain and maintain an erection during intercourse?

Oh Snap ................. LMAO LMAO

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damn

I thought you were gay?

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Pay careful attention, it's lessons from a master.

YOu were married for a decade and don't know the meaning of this? :eek:

SONGS FOR YOU TO ROMANCE HER WITH:

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First you get a box. Then you cut a hole in the box.

Way to kill a potentially great thread Gochiefs

If your main goal is to get into her pants, then my advice to you is to drop her, and look for one that has the mindset of getting laid. It seems like this girl does not have that mindset.

No use in faking. Sooner or later its going to show. She'll find out whether you are real or not. Trust me, it'll catch up to you, I've been there, and women hate fakes. Be a good guy. Love is something you shouldn't fake. Don't toy with a persons mind. Obviously this girl is looking for romance, for a lover, a special friend. If you feel that you can't give that to her, then there is no use in dating her.

Love is something that should come straight from the heart with great feeling and passion. And if you're not feeling it from your heart, drop her.

Unless, you have the mindset where you are looking for romance? and tell her you want to take things slow, get to know her more, and see how things go? If shes gives you the impression that she is the type of person for you, and you feel she is capable for you to give her your love, then by all means go by that approach.

I think it's important to remember that both you and her should be on the same page, and if that is so, pursue, if not, then don't pursue. This is where chemistry comes in, and it always prevails in the end. The power of Chemistry, yes.

*My apologies for being negative, and for providing you with words of discouragement. But in case situation like this, the appropriate thing to do is to be sensible. Good luck to you anyway.

You've really become a douche.

It seems that GoChiefs has a particular gift for making things go limp.

I think this thread is more about giving CP what they want, even though it hasn't really lived up to it yet.

I really hope you weren't the one planning to go over to his place..

I'm sure his "for awhile now" is probably a month. Takes me a lot longer to start saying I love someone.

ROFL

ok cool.. although if it really is some lady from CP... then this post is genius!!!

otherwise.. kinda reminds me of something the 40 year old virgin would post on his WoW boards...

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Meeting a woman's sexual needs is more than just giving her an orgasm. Women need love for satisfaction...and you're probably going to be in this pre-herpes cycle of bouncing from woman to woman until you actually learn.

This....


IF I recall the title said "How to make love to a woman" not "how to swallow Nicks load"

It's all in the buildup. Mental foreplay, if you will....

"First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

Play this.......



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You can **** the shit out of a woman slowly.

But why choose? Start off nice and easy and finish it with the Boston Crab.
10 minutes from the finish line...Beat the pussy like it stole something.

It's the same either way.

Maple syrup should play a prominent role.

That explains some things.

When you think you're about to culminate, stop and tell her you 'just want to look at her'

And here's the important secret, you have to actually look THROUGH her.

maybe this is her way of politely telling you that she'd like it to last longer than 2 minutes.

ROFLROFLROFL

If if you can't stop, tell her you have a leg cramp, run into the bathroom and lock the door behind you.

Maybe she just wants you to manscape

Heh. I watched that show the other night, it was pretty good. That's one of the few things I watch on television besides sports.

At that special moment of climax, ask her to scream "RELEASE THE DEMONS!!!"

Yup.. i think Donger is pretty funny sometimes too...

Enigma

Try growing a mustache.

Enya is key

So he doesn't know the answer to the question in the thread starter... and his previous relationship ended in infidelity? On her part?

It goes on her belly rather than her face.

Tell her that you really want to make love to her, but don't know how as you have only ever $%^#ed women before......but you realy want to make love to her as ask her to teach you.......

Step 1. Cut a hole in a box

It means you have to replace the event soundtrack from the usual 9inNails to Kenny G

works for me. :D



In all honesty, just take your time on her. Be gentle, but firm. Explore her body, not just the good parts, every inch of it. Take the time for a shower, light candles, make the house look good, manscape a little. Give her something elegant, yet sexy to wear......not the pleather you are accustomed to. Forget about yourself for a while and focus completely on her and enjoy her body as if it's one of the best movies you've ever watched, one of those types of movies where you feel like you have to watch it again in order to get in every single detail. Slow, sultry, erotic.

[QUOTE=Jilly;6441503]works for me. :D



In all honesty, just take your time on her. Be gentle, but firm. Explore her body, not just the good parts, every inch of it. Take the time for a shower, light candles, make the house look good, manscape a little.


You dirty MF'er!! lol

[QUOTE=tyton75;6441519]Not really, I hate cuddling and "Making Love", I don't have the patience, ask Sully.

It probably means a McFlurry after dinner before you go home.


If you don't know the answer to this question it explains alot.

You still let these women hang around your kids?

Write "for love-making" on the ball gag.

That way she knows it's a special event.

[QUOTE=Jilly;6441522]

I didn't mean YOU.. I figured you knew the guy posting and told him to take his nasty @ss into the shower!

OHHHHh....I SEE what you did there now. My bad. I thought you were saying I was dirty. :evil: Which is probably true.

lucky Sully

This but start 2-3 minutes until the finish line instead.

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Light a candle then do it dog style.

Just fook her hard. If she gets mad kick her out.

:LOL: Closer rep.

ROFL

The only difference between f@#$ing and making love is candles. Set the mood.

Jesus you are ghey. Not just a little, you are en fuego flaming ghey.

Beat me to that one...
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I guarantee you, if you play any of those songs, a woman will be putty in your hands. If she's in the mood to be "made love to," anyway.

bevischief......who were you before this username?