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Hammock Parties 01-13-2010 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Slayer (Post 6442552)
The difference is he knows all the names from books, websites, and maybe a YouTube video; OTOH, I know the places without knowing the names...until I found the steps for that particular technique, I just called the hood "flap that looks like a church's entrance."
Hey asshole, I'm not a ****ing virgin.

Psyko Tek 01-13-2010 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by jsmax (Post 6441495)
Tell her that you really want to make love to her, but don't know how as you have only ever $%^#ed women before......but you realy want to make love to her as ask her to teach you.......
that'll work
good call

Psyko Tek 01-13-2010 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442036)
ROFL

No she's actually hot as hell...Ive just had a little bit of a problem with keeping my dick hard and getting off since my wife left. The only way Ive been successful is to pound the shit out of every girl Ive slept with. If I try to slow it down and be gentle I think of my wife and go limp. Its all psychological.
dude, I didn't think of my wife whn I was ****in'her
salma hayek
halley beery
angelina jolie
jessica anybody

Psyko Tek 01-13-2010 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by chefs fan in omaha (Post 6442061)
Just remember, 1 flaming orgasm and you own her for life
5 and she's letting you bring other chicks in bed

boogblaster 01-13-2010 09:32 PM
Insert pump tell she's better than her mom ....

Psyko Tek 01-13-2010 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Slayer (Post 6442135)
I was gone for 3 and a half years...I had fun with it.
the right nerve?

SenselessChiefsFan 01-13-2010 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6440914)
Do:

Lots of foreplay. Less "aggressive" penetration. Look her in the eyes. Lots of kissing. Lots of moaning.

Don't:

Grab her throat. Pull her hair. No spanking. No grunting.

So you don't think I love my wife?

Dante84 01-13-2010 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6442769)
Hey asshole, I'm not a ****ing virgin.
Well, no virgin is.

luv 01-13-2010 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 6443134)
Well, no virgin is.
LMAO

Hammock Parties 01-13-2010 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 6443134)
Well, no virgin is.
WRONG! Virgins can **** themselves.

Dante84 01-13-2010 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6443152)
WRONG! Virgins can **** themselves.
Yeah, but is it really ****ing? I mean... it's...just, not ****ing.

TigerPig 01-13-2010 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 6442941)
5 and she's letting you bring other chicks in bed
Women are like floor tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Slayer Diablo 01-13-2010 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6443152)
WRONG! Virgins can **** themselves.
ROFL ROFL :LOL: :rolleyes: ROFL

Yeah, that's what I thought you meant. Go have a real **** with a real woman...if it comes down to a worst case scenario, she doesn't have to have been born a woman. Then and only then may you come back here and say that you are no longer a virgin.

Hammock Parties 01-13-2010 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Slayer (Post 6443371)
ROFL ROFL :LOL: :rolleyes: ROFL

Yeah, that's what I thought you meant. Go have a real **** with a real woman...if it comes down to a worst case scenario, she doesn't have to have been born a woman. Then and only then may you come back here and say that you are no longer a virgin.
You missed the party dude. A cougar raped me.

keg in kc 01-13-2010 10:51 PM
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