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TigerPig 01-13-2010 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6443508)
Someone sounds like he's never ****ed a hot chick...

I have. But keep in mind that hot isn't necessarily physically attractive. Ugly goes a lot farther than just having a face that looks like its been stabbed with a fork 300 times.

I'm definitely no Cassanova, nor am I going to pretend I am. I'm just a guy with lower-than-normal standards, who over the years has sort of learned how some to most women think and act. And there's two types of girls. The insecure ones and the arrogant ones. The arrogant ones look at you with judging eyes. Even when they rate you highly, its never as high as themselves. The insecure ones pretend to do this, but you can see right through it. Usually you can fuck with them and get what you want. I actually told a girl her boobs were too small and she needed to go get them done within FIVE minutes of meeting her. She got offended, but kept talking and asking me stuff. I actually ended up getting her number. You make them feel like they aren't good enough, and they start trying to do what it takes to make you change their mind.

Bearcat 01-13-2010 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6443543)
And anyway there are way different levels of fat, there has to be a limit there.

Yeah, CP fat is anything in the triple digits, since we're all married to anorexic supermodels.

Hammock Parties 01-13-2010 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6443544)
I think you're letting America's stereotype of the the worthy chick guide you.

How do you know you don't like sleeping with fat chicks? It's like saying you don't like eating something whenever you've never tried it. There are lots of disgusting looking foods that taste great. And vice versa.

I'm really getting tired of your bullshit.

Mecca 01-13-2010 11:47 PM

I'm not sleeping with a woman who looks like she can play some nose tackle, but I don't require them to weigh 120 either.

Hammock Parties 01-13-2010 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TigerPig (Post 6443546)
I have. But keep in mind that hot isn't necessarily physically attractive. Ugly goes a lot farther than just having a face that looks like its been stabbed with a fork 300 times.

I'm definitely no Cassanova, nor am I going to pretend I am. I'm just a guy with lower-than-normal standards, who over the years has sort of learned how some to most women think and act. And there's two types of girls. The insecure ones and the arrogant ones. The arrogant ones look at you with judging eyes. Even when they rate you highly, its never as high as themselves. The insecure ones pretend to do this, but you can see right through it. Usually you can fuck with them and get what you want. I actually told a girl her boobs were too small and she needed to go get them done within FIVE minutes of meeting her. She got offended, but kept talking and asking me stuff. I actually ended up getting her number. You make them feel like they aren't good enough, and they start trying to do what it takes to make you change their mind.

I'm going to go ahead and call it:

TigerPig will be n00b of 2010.

TigerPig 01-13-2010 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6443529)
I think a lot of it for me is psychological. A fat chick tried to force herself on me once.

Okay, I will say that although I've had sex with some BIIIG girls, lol, it does start to bother me when there are rolls. But you should do what you want. So what if you don't have sex very often? Its not like it makes you any more or less of man, or person for that matter.

Just remember that when it comes to love, its not as romantic as the movies make it out to be. The key to having a good relationship, IMO is to make her love you more than you love her. Everyone thinks that's crap because people should love each other equally, but... yeah right. When you love someone more than they love you, it sucks. You might as well detach emotionally to make sure you don't get burnt. And then after a few months or a year or so you can ease in to a deeper level.

Bearcat 01-13-2010 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TigerPig (Post 6443546)
I have. But keep in mind that hot isn't necessarily physically attractive. Ugly goes a lot farther than just having a face that looks like its been stabbed with a fork 300 times.

I'm definitely no Cassanova, nor am I going to pretend I am. I'm just a guy with lower-than-normal standards, who over the years has sort of learned how some to most women think and act. And there's two types of girls. The insecure ones and the arrogant ones. The arrogant ones look at you with judging eyes. Even when they rate you highly, its never as high as themselves. The insecure ones pretend to do this, but you can see right through it. Usually you can fuck with them and get what you want. I actually told a girl her boobs were too small and she needed to go get them done within FIVE minutes of meeting her. She got offended, but kept talking and asking me stuff. I actually ended up getting her number. You make them feel like they aren't good enough, and they start trying to do what it takes to make you change their mind.

Yeah, the 'nice guys' take the whole "women like assholes" thing too far and think it means you really have to be an asshole (I should know, being a veteran nice guy), but not being a pushover and simply being assertive, similar to what you describe, can take you a long way.

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6443550)
I'm really getting tired of your bullshit.

LMAO

TigerPig 01-13-2010 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6443553)
I'm going to go ahead and call it:

TigerPig will be n00b of 2010.

I strongly suggest you read "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max. Then I strongly advise you to do NONE of the same things he does in that book. But you should just think about it. Keep it in the back of your head. If ANYTHING remember this: No matter who she is or how hot she is, SHE'S JUST A GIRL. She is nothing unless you make her something.

Discuss Thrower 01-13-2010 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6443568)
Yeah, the 'nice guys' take the whole "women like assholes" thing too far and think it means you really have to be an asshole (I should know, being a veteran nice guy), but not being a pushover and simply being assertive, similar to what you describe, can take you a long way.



LMAO


No, you've got to be a certifiable dickhead to get what you want.

Bearcat 01-13-2010 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988 (Post 6443577)
No, you've got to be a certifiable dickhead to get what you want.

Aw. :sulk:



Are there CC college classes I can take or a pill or something?

luv 01-14-2010 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988 (Post 6443577)
No, you've got to be a certifiable dickhead to get what you want.

That's because most hot guys are dickheads, and for the same reason hot chicks can get away with being bitches.

ShortRoundChief 01-14-2010 12:04 AM

put it in her ass. If she let's you it's love.

TigerPig 01-14-2010 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988 (Post 6443577)
No, you've got to be a certifiable dickhead to get what you want.

You have to be a charming dickhead.

Once again I'm no Don Juan, but I'll tell you one of the stuff I do. Sometimes it works, and sometimes you (literally) get hit.

I was at a party, and these two girls started making out. All the guys start cheering like idiots. So when they're done I ask the girls, "So do you girls make out when you're by yourself, or do you just do it around other guys to get attention?" They didn't say a word, because they knew I was right and I called them out on it. I didn't get anywhere with either of them, but I thought it was funny nonetheless.

Then there was a girl at a party who was wearing this tight-ass spandex shorts that showed off the bottom part of her cheeks. All the guys were checking her out, but I decided to be a prick. I went up to her and said, "Can I ask what the fuck is up with wearing pants like that?" She called me a prick, but one of the girls who saw me do it started chatting me up and gave me her number.

Another girl was drinking a beer, and her friend went to the bathroom and gave her her beer to hold. So as she's holding these two beers, I go up to her without having said ANOTHER word to her before and ask, "So do you usually like two at once?" She got offended, then laughed, and I actually went out on a date with her.

Just have fun. If its not your style to be a jerk then don't be. If its not your style to go out to parties like that, then don't. I just do what I do, and to be truthful its probably the wrong way to be doing it. But I have fun!

Hammock Parties 01-14-2010 12:05 AM

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JohnnyV13 01-14-2010 12:25 AM

Making love to woman is easy. Just rent a "Bridget Jones" dvd and attack her in the middle of it.

Any guy that would watch "bridget jones" with a woman MUSt be in love (or, you can at least make that argument).


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