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I'm definitely no Cassanova, nor am I going to pretend I am. I'm just a guy with lower-than-normal standards, who over the years has sort of learned how some to most women think and act. And there's two types of girls. The insecure ones and the arrogant ones. The arrogant ones look at you with judging eyes. Even when they rate you highly, its never as high as themselves. The insecure ones pretend to do this, but you can see right through it. Usually you can fuck with them and get what you want. I actually told a girl her boobs were too small and she needed to go get them done within FIVE minutes of meeting her. She got offended, but kept talking and asking me stuff. I actually ended up getting her number. You make them feel like they aren't good enough, and they start trying to do what it takes to make you change their mind. |
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I'm not sleeping with a woman who looks like she can play some nose tackle, but I don't require them to weigh 120 either.
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TigerPig will be n00b of 2010. |
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Just remember that when it comes to love, its not as romantic as the movies make it out to be. The key to having a good relationship, IMO is to make her love you more than you love her. Everyone thinks that's crap because people should love each other equally, but... yeah right. When you love someone more than they love you, it sucks. You might as well detach emotionally to make sure you don't get burnt. And then after a few months or a year or so you can ease in to a deeper level. |
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No, you've got to be a certifiable dickhead to get what you want. |
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Are there CC college classes I can take or a pill or something? |
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put it in her ass. If she let's you it's love.
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Once again I'm no Don Juan, but I'll tell you one of the stuff I do. Sometimes it works, and sometimes you (literally) get hit. I was at a party, and these two girls started making out. All the guys start cheering like idiots. So when they're done I ask the girls, "So do you girls make out when you're by yourself, or do you just do it around other guys to get attention?" They didn't say a word, because they knew I was right and I called them out on it. I didn't get anywhere with either of them, but I thought it was funny nonetheless. Then there was a girl at a party who was wearing this tight-ass spandex shorts that showed off the bottom part of her cheeks. All the guys were checking her out, but I decided to be a prick. I went up to her and said, "Can I ask what the fuck is up with wearing pants like that?" She called me a prick, but one of the girls who saw me do it started chatting me up and gave me her number. Another girl was drinking a beer, and her friend went to the bathroom and gave her her beer to hold. So as she's holding these two beers, I go up to her without having said ANOTHER word to her before and ask, "So do you usually like two at once?" She got offended, then laughed, and I actually went out on a date with her. Just have fun. If its not your style to be a jerk then don't be. If its not your style to go out to parties like that, then don't. I just do what I do, and to be truthful its probably the wrong way to be doing it. But I have fun! |
Good place to post this.
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Making love to woman is easy. Just rent a "Bridget Jones" dvd and attack her in the middle of it.
Any guy that would watch "bridget jones" with a woman MUSt be in love (or, you can at least make that argument). |
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