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Phobia 01-14-2010 12:44 AM

This thread was moderately entertaining until the creepy fat kid with bulimia showed up.

Clay, you're always going to be fat in your head. No amount of exercise will fix you inside.

Hammock Parties 01-14-2010 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6443684)
No amount of exercise will fix you inside.

High cholesterol can be dangerous!

TigerPig 01-14-2010 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6443684)
This thread was moderately entertaining until the creepy fat kid with bulimia showed up.

Clay, you're always going to be fat in your head. No amount of exercise will fix you inside.

I'm sure the posts of my mediocre advice and mild-to-moderately-entertaining shenanigans didn't help the thread either, lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mac
"But our shenanigans are fun and cheeky, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic... Which really doesn't make them shenanigans at all."


BillSelfsTrophycase 01-14-2010 01:47 AM

I don't know about you

I can be myself

How bout you?


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jMyjjeSWak

T-post Tom 01-14-2010 02:08 AM

As a lesbian trapped in a man's body, this thread makes me hot.

Slayer Diablo 01-14-2010 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6443580)
Aw. :sulk:



Are there CC college classes I can take or a pill or something?

Watch "House", take notes.

Discuss Thrower 01-14-2010 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6443600)
Good place to post this.

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Oh. My. God.

Slayer Diablo 01-14-2010 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6443544)
I think you're letting America's stereotype of the the worthy chick guide you.

How do you know you don't like sleeping with fat chicks? It's like saying you don't like eating something whenever you've never tried it. There are lots of disgusting looking foods that taste great. And vice versa.

I agree with this to an extent. If a guy finds a woman who isn't fat and yet he still can't handle her weight, chances are pretty good that adding more weight to the situation isn't going to be any more pleasant. The same goes for being disgusted by cellulite...going from moderate cellulite to severe with vericose veins and razor-sharp stubble isn't going to have any "great taste."
:Lin:

tyton75 01-14-2010 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 6441936)
A card for the occasion

Baby, you said you'd like to make love tonight
You want my gentle soft delight
So I'll leave home the donkey punch and cleveland steamer
Tonight I won't be the brown star reaper.
I learned on the planet what you need
No Pantera, Kenny G.
The poll told me to do exactly what?!!
That is why I'm peeing, in your butt

Thats beautiful man

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-14-2010 07:25 AM

Grind up some corn. add a little soybean meal, some trace minerals and vitamins. Put about 4 ibs in the feeder and they won't care what the sex is like !

tyton75 01-14-2010 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 6443934)
Grind up some corn. add a little soybean meal, some trace minerals and vitamins. Put about 4 ibs in the feeder and they won't care what the sex is like !


you should really consider changing your name to BrickTop

RaiderH8r 01-14-2010 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TigerPig (Post 6443485)
Fat chicks and ugly chicks... ROCK. You have no freaking clue how much they rock. They so many times will try sooo hard to make you happy, that before you know it you're doing some fun, wild stuff.

Hot, arrogant girls think they can get whoever they want, and just phone it in. They think their p*ssy is a gift or something.

18 to 80, blind, fat, crippled, or crazy but nothing over six days dead.

RaiderH8r 01-14-2010 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6443529)
I think a lot of it for me is psychological. A fat chick tried to force herself on me once.

Now you know how your dates feel.

wutamess 01-14-2010 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6441224)
SONGS FOR YOU TO ROMANCE HER WITH:

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My nomination for post of the year. This is pure comedy. Funny part is, he's DEAD SERIOUS... ROFL

Jilly 01-14-2010 11:15 AM

I had to dig this thread up from the second page, because I'm depressed today and it makes me giggle.


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