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RaiderH8r 01-14-2010 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6444019)
My nomination for post of the year. This is pure comedy. Funny part is, he's DEAD SERIOUS... ROFL

I'm surprised he left out the dulcid tones and timless treasures of one Michael Bolton.

MTG#10 01-14-2010 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6443474)
If he's going to start all these threads about his personal life like this, I expect pics and serious detail.

If not, keep that shit to yourself.

Odd, my threads usually hit 100 posts at a minimum, seems to me like there's a place for them here. And nobody is forcing you to open, read, and reply multiple times are they? Why dont you just go back to bitching about Pioli and when you see a thread created by me, muster up all your strength and skip by it.

Hammock Parties 01-14-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6444019)
My nomination for post of the year. This is pure comedy. Funny part is, he's DEAD SERIOUS... ROFL

Those songs were written for a reason, brah.

Hammock Parties 01-14-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r (Post 6443968)
Now you know how your dates feel.

Irresistibly drawn to me? Yeah.

Phobia 01-14-2010 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6444389)
Odd, my threads usually hit 100 posts at a minimum,

Skip Towne endorses them as well.

T-post Tom 01-14-2010 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6440895)
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...hisonetime.jpg

Param 01-14-2010 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6444389)
Odd, my threads usually hit 100 posts at a minimum, seems to me like there's a place for them here. And nobody is forcing you to open, read, and reply multiple times are they? Why dont you just go back to bitching about Pioli and when you see a thread created by me, muster up all your strength and skip by it.


That's not an update! Details details details...

Baby Lee 04-08-2010 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 6442292)
Release the hidden Demons...

ROFL ROFL

On Stern today they had an epic Sybian ride. They had the inventor in, who's 80 years old now, and he insisted in guiding the session. First off, if I'd been listening with the windows open, there'd be cops at my house right now. The girl went WILD. But the funny part was, the old guy was straddling her, operating the controls, guiding her position and 'coaching' her. When she reached max deployment, he told her to 'release the poison.'

Otter 04-08-2010 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6661053)
ROFL ROFL

On Stern today they had an epic Sybian ride. They had the inventor in, who's 80 years old now, and he insisted in guiding the session. First off, if I'd been listening with the windows open, there'd be cops at my house right now. The girl went WILD. But the funny part was, the old guy was straddling her, operating the controls, guiding her position and 'coaching' her. When she reached max deployment, he told her to 'release the poison.'

Have they updated Artie's status?

EWOK 04-08-2010 03:22 PM

You are a noob! Not long ago you where crying over your ex wondering what to do,now you need directions on how to "make love to another women". I repeat You are a NOOB!

Baby Lee 04-08-2010 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 6661088)
Have they updated Artie's status?

No. Mum's the word.

Pic linked b/c it's creepy/racy, not NOT technically NSFW.

http://www.howardstern.com/image.hs?...ave-s-knee.jpg

Lance 04-08-2010 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6661053)
ROFL ROFL

On Stern today they had an epic Sybian ride. They had the inventor in, who's 80 years old now, and he insisted in guiding the session. First off, if I'd been listening with the windows open, there'd be cops at my house right now. The girl went WILD. But the funny part was, the old guy was straddling her, operating the controls, guiding her position and 'coaching' her. When she reached max deployment, he told her to 'release the poison.'

Her name is Raven Alexis. She's a porn star. Can't give you links cuz of my noob status here.

text from Stern's website:

PORN STAR RAVEN ALEXIS

Porn star Raven Alexis stopped by for the ceremonial 123rd Sybian ride and said it was just another notch in her porn belt: "I haven't done anal [on film] yet, but I'm ready to do it in the future." Raven said she'd already crossed a lot of things off her bucket list, including mile-high sex--with a (female) flight attendant: "I ate her out and she ate me out...I love doing it in public."

Raven told the crew she loved to dress up for sex, at costume parties and at costume sex parties: "I have a Star Trek thing so I love wearing my Star Trek uniform." Raven added that she’s also married with two kids--a fact that shocked Howard: "Two kids? 23-years-old? Holy mackerel." David began to get impatient, wondering aloud how far they should push the 123rd Sybian ride: "Maybe we can turn it up so high her vagina explodes."

DumbHillbillies 04-08-2010 03:59 PM

Oh, I remember this thread now. I think I said do it fast and hard, she'll love you after that. lol

Amnorix 04-08-2010 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 6661088)
Have they updated Artie's status?

Not that I am much of a Stern follower, but I at least know the cast of characters. What's the big deal with Artie?

Amnorix 04-08-2010 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6661053)
ROFL ROFL

On Stern today they had an epic Sybian ride. They had the inventor in, who's 80 years old now, and he insisted in guiding the session. First off, if I'd been listening with the windows open, there'd be cops at my house right now. The girl went WILD. But the funny part was, the old guy was straddling her, operating the controls, guiding her position and 'coaching' her. When she reached max deployment, he told her to 'release the poison.'

For those who enjoy seeing women ride the Sybian, there's certainly plenty of options on the various aggregators out there (Youporn, etc.). There were also two sister websites exclusively dedicated to filming women riding the sybian -- one was women found here in the US and the other was foreign, mostly Eastern Europeans.

Not, you know, that I ever personally inspected any of these videos or anything. I just heard about them...


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