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JD10367 04-08-2010 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 6661227)
For those who enjoy seeing women ride the Sybian, there's certainly plenty of options on the various aggregators out there (Youporn, etc.). There were also two sister websites exclusively dedicated to filming women riding the sybian -- one was women found here in the US and the other was foreign, mostly Eastern Europeans.

Not, you know, that I ever personally inspected any of these videos or anything. I just heard about them...
I love to watch women ride the Sybian.

If, by Sybian, you mean "my penis" or "my face".

Baby Lee 04-09-2010 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 6661220)
Not that I am much of a Stern follower, but I at least know the cast of characters. What's the big deal with Artie?
Ha[s/d] a big H problem. Cost him his 'love' 'Daner' [ie, Danah]. Would miss work more than usual [a day, rarely 2 ever 2-3 months or so]. Usually after a road standup gig [usually where he indulged the dragon, coupled with travel and weird hours]. Gained a lot of weight, and got more moody, including a couple of downright scary on air fights. Looked to be cleaning up throughout 2009, lost weight, hired a 'babysitter' to stomp his ass if he leaned Heron-wise. Then right before Christmas, when he surpassed the age his Dad died [his dad died a quadriplegic in Artie's teens after falling off a ladder he was using improperly and didn't own, while self-employed as a roofer [so no lawsuit for his injuries].
Anyway, right before Christmas he plunged a Wolfgang Puck Chef's knife into his abdomen like a dozen times, knowing his mom was bringing a hot dish [food, not babes] over.

Cntrygal 04-09-2010 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6440895)
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
I haven't read this entire thread... so maybe you already answered this.....

"for awhile now?" What does that mean? Since your wife gave birth to another man's child?

Or are you talking about her?

Otter 04-09-2010 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by TigerPig (Post 6443485)
Fat chicks and ugly chicks... ROCK. You have no freaking clue how much they rock. They so many times will try sooo hard to make you happy, that before you know it you're doing some fun, wild stuff.

Hot, arrogant girls think they can get whoever they want, and just phone it in. They think their p*ssy is a gift or something.
ROFL

Msmith 04-09-2010 11:14 AM
All these stories, from pregnant ex, balloon girl, to hot coworker, are very appealing to the board, yet I wonder how much it is true and how much is just mere fantasy?

The Franchise 04-09-2010 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Cntrygal (Post 6662532)
I haven't read this entire thread... so maybe you already answered this.....

"for awhile now?" What does that mean? Since your wife gave birth to another man's child?

Or are you talking about her?
Check the original thread date. This is a couple of months AFTER his wife cheated on him.

Rain Man 04-09-2010 01:34 PM
I'm going to share with you the great secret of "making love" to a woman. It's a simple secret, really. You just pretend that you're a lesbian in a porn film who's seducing a reluctant but curious straight woman, and do what you'd like to see if you were watching the film. And with that, you become the world's greatest lover.

KurtCobain 04-09-2010 01:35 PM
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bevischief 04-09-2010 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Msmith (Post 6662623)
All these stories, from pregnant ex, balloon girl, to hot coworker, are very appealing to the board, yet I wonder how much it is true and how much is just mere fantasy?
Might be time to change the name to porn planet...
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Cntrygal 04-09-2010 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6662633)
Check the original thread date. This is a couple of months AFTER his wife cheated on him.
:thumb:

Gdaddy 04-09-2010 07:43 PM
Put your thumb in her butt and gently ask her "is this what you had in mind"?

Baby Lee 04-09-2010 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6661053)
ROFL ROFL

On Stern today they had an epic Sybian ride. They had the inventor in, who's 80 years old now, and he insisted in guiding the session. First off, if I'd been listening with the windows open, there'd be cops at my house right now. The girl went WILD. But the funny part was, the old guy was straddling her, operating the controls, guiding her position and 'coaching' her. When she reached max deployment, he told her to 'release the poison.'
Whenever this shows up on Youtube, I encourage all.

Only keep the windows closed, for penitentiary concerns.

MoreLemonPledge 04-09-2010 10:47 PM
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Baby Lee 07-17-2010 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6663882)
Whenever this shows up on Youtube, I encourage all.

Only keep the windows closed, for penitentiary concerns.
For those of you wondering where 'get the poison out' came from on ESPN and talk shows and local news.

Doofie Cox's adolescent giggling in the background might be the funniest part.

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CoMoChief 07-17-2010 04:32 PM
Just follow the song.

Let the music MOOOOOOOOVE you.

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