Like...open container where one shouldn't be?

Or?

challenge to a fight, littering, peeing in public, being on the trail after hours and public intoxication

Maybe...just maybe this is a sign you should drink a little less?

Who were you trying to fight?

in honor of Redrum
your mother is like drinking illegally
they both become a bitch AFTER you get caught

You sound like a real golden asset to your local community.

i know this sounds crazy, but if you stop breaking the law i bet you stop getting tickets.

Someone got ahold of Hootie's computer.

no one, it's a really funny story, actually...if I didn't mock the guy getting arrested I wouldn't have gotten a ticket.

Classy.

badasses break the rules. and nothing screams badass-breaking-the-rules like taking your bartles&james on a nature walk - after the park is closed.

damn, i pulled a few capers when i was young, but nothing like that...

Just get a motorcycle already.

Or steal a ****in sweet laptop

Right. Cause no one pulled some bullshit when they were in college. This list is mild.

How is it possible?

Possibly you're acting like an immature, drunked dumbtard that needs a punch in the drunken dick about once every other month?


Maybe consider what you're doing.