News Before I was 21...

Hootie · 10-10-2008, 07:06 AM

I never ONCE received a drinking ticket...or anything related.

I'm 23...

In the last 11 months...

I have received 5 drinking related tickets.

How is this possible?

Goapics1 · 10-10-2008, 07:08 AM

WTF is a drinking ticket?

Hammock Parties · 10-10-2008, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

How is this possible?

You're an irresponsible jerkoff.

Hootie · 10-10-2008, 07:12 AM

there is a 'constitutional trail' behind my apartment...my ticket yesterday was for being on the trail after hours...whatever that means.

Out of these 5 tickets, they are all $50 and I have yet to pay one and apparently they don't show up on my record because every time I get a new one nothing is mentioned of the other ones and technically there should be a warrant out for my arrest because they are LONG overdue.

I brought this up to officer douche bag last night but he wouldn't be straight with me.

FAX · 10-10-2008, 07:12 AM

My guess is either; A) You're drinking more, B) You're drinking more, or C) You're drinking more.

FAX

Hootie · 10-10-2008, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

My guess is either; A) You're drinking more, B) You're drinking more, or C) You're drinking more.

FAX

you would think...but that's not the case.

I blame it on change of address...

Hammock Parties · 10-10-2008, 07:17 AM

When Hootie was just a little girl
He asked his mommy
What would he be

Will I be pretty
Will I be gay

Here's what she said to he

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
DRINK SOME BEER AND THEN PEE
YOUR FUTURE IS WASTED YOU SEE
YOU'RE A DRUNK MOTHER****ER

Katipan · 10-10-2008, 07:17 AM

Before I was 21 I had never seen an illegal narcotic.
Wow times change in 8 years.

Take your drinking constitutional walk a little earlier in the day. Quit the moonlight strolls. If its football season you can technically start drinking at dawn.

Hootie · 10-10-2008, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

Before I was 21 I had never seen an illegal narcotic.
Wow times change in 8 years.

Take your drinking constitutional walk a little earlier in the day. Quit the moonlight strolls. If its football season you can technically start drinking at dawn.

lets just hold hands and get it over with

Hammock Parties · 10-10-2008, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

Before I was 21 I had never seen an illegal narcotic.

I've taken one drag on a tobacco cigarette in 26 years. I'm quite innocent.

Hootie · 10-10-2008, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

I've taken one drag on a tobacco cigarette in 26 years. I'm quite innocent.

you don't live until you go on a 6 day meth binge

Mecca · 10-10-2008, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

you don't live until you go on a 6 day meth binge

That would probably make you age 10 years.

Hootie · 10-10-2008, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

That would probably make you age 10 years.

all I wanted was to see you naked!

cookster50 · 10-10-2008, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

I never ONCE received a drinking ticket...or anything related.

I'm 23...

In the last 11 months...

I have received 5 drinking related tickets.

How is this possible?

You are an idiot?

Hootie · 10-10-2008, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cookster50

You are an idiot?

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyg

10-10-2008, 07:06 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Before I was 21... I never ONCE received a drinking ticket...or anything related. I'm 23... In the last 11 months... I have received 5 drinking related tickets. How is this possible?
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10-10-2008, 07:08 AM	#2
Goapics1 Ghetto Superstar Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Midwest Casino cash: $10004900	WTF is a drinking ticket?
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10-10-2008, 07:12 AM	#4
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	there is a 'constitutional trail' behind my apartment...my ticket yesterday was for being on the trail after hours...whatever that means. Out of these 5 tickets, they are all $50 and I have yet to pay one and apparently they don't show up on my record because every time I get a new one nothing is mentioned of the other ones and technically there should be a warrant out for my arrest because they are LONG overdue. I brought this up to officer douche bag last night but he wouldn't be straight with me.
Posts: 56,356

10-10-2008, 07:12 AM	#5
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	My guess is either; A) You're drinking more, B) You're drinking more, or C) You're drinking more. FAX
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10-10-2008, 07:17 AM	#7
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $800478	When Hootie was just a little girl He asked his mommy What would he be Will I be pretty Will I be gay Here's what she said to he CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG DRINK SOME BEER AND THEN PEE YOUR FUTURE IS WASTED YOU SEE YOU'RE A DRUNK MOTHER****ER __________________ Chiefs game films
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10-10-2008, 07:17 AM	#8
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-969649	Before I was 21 I had never seen an illegal narcotic. Wow times change in 8 years. Take your drinking constitutional walk a little earlier in the day. Quit the moonlight strolls. If its football season you can technically start drinking at dawn. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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