Im a huge D fan, that was the first thing I thought of when she told me that. I dont know if I can keep it hard if I have to go slow and pretend I love her.

Melting candle wax on the clitoris usually works.

Normally I would agree, but this is love makin' we're talking about.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

That's exactly what you need to tell her. Honesty is what these women are always on about.

Just do everything all slow and dramatic ... think of some movie love scene type situation.

put some romantic type music on (not nine inch nails "i wanna **** you" or anything)

put you hands up to her face gently and then stare into her eyes. Then slowly kiss her cheek. give her a smile and then kiss her and hold it ... just hold you lips against hers for awhile.

remember ... slow and steady.

hug her, cuddle her a little BEFORE the deed.

stand up and then slowly pull your shirt off as you stare into her eyes then kneel down and lay your head in her lap. It will trigger her nurture instinct.

run your fingers through her hair and just play with it for awhile ... maybe lightly blow on the back of her neck.

kiss her closed eyelids


slow,dramatic and passionate ... movie style


no doggie style, no grunting and groaning and dripping sweat on her. No superman or donkey punch. ROFL

But still toss the wad on her face right?

Damn that sounds like a lot of work. How the hell am I supposed to get/stay hard through all that?

if you plan it out in your mind you will know that sex isn't coming for awhile so you won't get hard to begin with.

keep your pants on while you do stuff to start .... it shows that "laying pipe" isn't your first/only goal.

"incense, wine and candles.."

superfreaky..yaow

I think I better have a few drinks before she comes over. That should help me keep a straight face.

Yeah, you should dump her and find a girl who likes to ****.

depends on whether you ever want to jump her bones again or not.

if it's just a one time thing then just blow that junk, wipe it clean with her hair and leave.

Not if he's making love to her. I believe that calls for the between the breasts shot.

More close body contact. Move slower, relax, and candles don't hurt either.


EDit for CP absurd: By candles, I mean lit and on the nightstand. This is not to be confused with hot wax on the nipples.

Unless they're lit.