very little in this world could make me happier

I would love to see this happen for two reasons.

1. Hello? It's the Cowboys and Herm Edwards!

2. I have several friends/acquaintances here who are Cowboys fans that gave me a lot of shit when Herm was our coach. Paybacks would be a bitch. :evil:

This needs to happen.

*Herm Edwards walks in after the Cowboys drop the 4th game in a row to go 0-4*
Romo: "So uh, what happens now Permasuck?"
*Herm slides on the coat, flips on the shades*
Herm: "Our playoff chances...........have.....just been......HERMINATED YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *shades gleam in the light as he does an air guitar act*

He sounds so sure of himself on ESPN though. He actually thinks he can be a HC.

Seriously? What does that have to do with anything in 2010?

The thread title doesn't build up correctly. A howl is considerably less restrained than a cackle. The two laugh-types should thus be switched to achieve proper order.

A rare miss, Rain Man.

Herm...

you're going to have to work your way back up if you ever want another head coaching gig...

I pondered a chortle, but it seemed too low-key. A titter didn't seem appropriate, nor did a giggle. I admit that I wanted something with more oomph than cackle, but couldn't come up with it in my rush to report this breaking story.

I beg to differ. I think a titter would have been perfect. I think titter-guffaw-howl would have been a wonderful progression.

BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

Jerry Jones would be crazy and stupid hiring Herm.

There would be blood.

I can easily envision Herm and Jerry in a life or death struggle in the locker room after their 6th loss in a row. Jerry with the choke hold and Herm going for the nads.

If there is a Higher Power, please make this happen.

FAX

Usually, out-of-work coaches don't comment on coaching postions that are still occupied, despite the swirling rumors of dismissal. But not our consummate professional, Herman Q. Edwards III!

Not that I wouldn't LOVE to see the Cowpies take Herm. Oh sweet Jesus almighty, that would be comedy GOLD!

^This. Please. :grovel: