Football Herm (guffaw) is positioning (howl) himself (cackle) to ...

**Rain Man** · 09-30-2010, 05:37 PM

...be the coach of the Cowboys. I guess he thinks that if they'll hire Wade, they'll hire anybody, and maybe he's right.

http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/ar...uld-coach.html

Herm Edwards: If I could coach one team, it would be Cowboys

Former Kansas City Chiefs and New York Jets coach Herm Edwards discussed his coaching future on WEPN-AM in New York City.

On coaching again and what he misses: "You know what I miss: I miss the preparation during the course of the week between the players and coaches. I miss the camaraderie. I miss gameday. 30 years of it ... I had a lot of fun doing it. It's hard. It's draining. And when you're a good team and you get beat, you go, 'You gotta be kidding me.' It takes a whole week to recover. That's the hardest part."

Any of the 32 teams, which one would you want to take over? "You know what that one team that's kind of interesting right now, and I shouldn't be saying this because I am out of the NFC East and you learn to hate these guys, I shouldn't say hate, dislike them, are the Cowboys. They are very interesting to me because they're like the Ryder Cup team: They got all these gppd players right now, they can't figure out how to win together. They can't figure that out yet and I don't know why. I sit there and watch them and I go, 'This is amazing to me.'

"You got a good defense, got an active quarterback, some good receivers, you got three backs, not one but three of them, and you sit there and watch them play and you go, 'What are you guys doing?'

"Now they would kill me in Philly if I went to the Cowboys, obviously, right? We are hypothetical here, right?"

Edwards was fired from Kansas City after the 2008 season. He had a three-year regular-season record of 15-33 with the Chiefs. As head coach of the New York Jets in 2001-05, he had a regular-season mark of 39-41 and was 2-3 in the playoffs. He played cornerback for 10 seasons (1977-1986) with the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams and Atlanta Falcons.

ToxSocks · 09-30-2010, 05:41 PM

Yep. Seems like a good fit. A media whore team with a media whore coach.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 09-30-2010, 05:42 PM

Jerry Jones isn't stupid, but Herms a funny guy.

swayy07 · 09-30-2010, 05:42 PM

so jerry jones must really want to get murdered in a dark alley if this went down..

Window Licking Whiner · 09-30-2010, 05:43 PM

They need to caveat their Herm Record in KC with the following:

Of the 15 wins he got while in KC, 9 of those were during his first year, when Vermiel's players still hadnt been ruined by Herm's terribad coaching"

**The Franchise** · 09-30-2010, 05:44 PM

Please make this happen.

kstater · 09-30-2010, 05:45 PM

That would be ****ing awesome.

Hug it Out Dan · 09-30-2010, 05:54 PM

If there's one ****ing team I hate (outside the AFCW) it's the god damn Dallas Cowboys.

I hate their owner, I hate their fans (rich snobby arrogant POS's - if you've gone to a game there you'd understand), I hate their players, I hated all of their past players, esp Michael ****ing Irvin....hated that trash even more after reading the Boys Will Be Boys book. POS deserves to be in prison right now after all the shit he's done.

NOTHING would make me happier than watching Herm coach that team into a bad rotten horrible disfunctional cluster****. God what a loser he is.

BUT, Jerry Jones isn't reeruned, and Garrett is the HC in waiting. Not to be racist, but JJ doesn't strike me as the kinda guy who would hire a black HC. He's an old southern arkansas guy. Maybe I'm wrong.

**Dave Lane** · 09-30-2010, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Please make this happen.

No. To the raiders my friend, the raiders

**Bane** · 09-30-2010, 06:02 PM

A black HC in Dallas?I've heard it all now.I for one think it's a brilliant idea.I'd absolutely love for Herm to coach the Cowpatties.

Zaiko · 09-30-2010, 06:02 PM

God I hope they hire Herm. That would be classic.

**Bane** · 09-30-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Zaiko

God I hope they hire Herm. That would be classic.

The only thing that would make me happier would be for him to go to Dungver.Herm @Pile High just sounds so right!

tk13 · 09-30-2010, 06:05 PM

Everybody says Jerry Jones isn't an idiot. We're talking about the same guy who hired Wade Phillips here. The Wade Phillips who had never won a playoff game until last year. Granted his regular season track record is much better than Herm.

Zaiko · 09-30-2010, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bane

The only thing that would make me happier would be for him to go to Dungver.Herm @Pile High just sounds so right!

I think McDaniels might be better than Herm at getting all of his players hurt in practice though.

**Bane** · 09-30-2010, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Everybody says Jerry Jones isn't an idiot. We're talking about the same guy who hired Wade Phillips here. The Wade Phillips who had never won a playoff game until last year. Granted his regular season track record is much better than Herm.

He could have done worse.Wade is a hell of a DC IMO,and I'd take him any day over Mc6-0ToOhNo.

09-30-2010, 05:37 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-652449 VARSITY	Herm (guffaw) is positioning (howl) himself (cackle) to ... ...be the coach of the Cowboys. I guess he thinks that if they'll hire Wade, they'll hire anybody, and maybe he's right. http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/ar...uld-coach.html Herm Edwards: If I could coach one team, it would be Cowboys Former Kansas City Chiefs and New York Jets coach Herm Edwards discussed his coaching future on WEPN-AM in New York City. On coaching again and what he misses: "You know what I miss: I miss the preparation during the course of the week between the players and coaches. I miss the camaraderie. I miss gameday. 30 years of it ... I had a lot of fun doing it. It's hard. It's draining. And when you're a good team and you get beat, you go, 'You gotta be kidding me.' It takes a whole week to recover. That's the hardest part." Any of the 32 teams, which one would you want to take over? "You know what that one team that's kind of interesting right now, and I shouldn't be saying this because I am out of the NFC East and you learn to hate these guys, I shouldn't say hate, dislike them, are the Cowboys. They are very interesting to me because they're like the Ryder Cup team: They got all these gppd players right now, they can't figure out how to win together. They can't figure that out yet and I don't know why. I sit there and watch them and I go, 'This is amazing to me.' "You got a good defense, got an active quarterback, some good receivers, you got three backs, not one but three of them, and you sit there and watch them play and you go, 'What are you guys doing?' "Now they would kill me in Philly if I went to the Cowboys, obviously, right? We are hypothetical here, right?" Edwards was fired from Kansas City after the 2008 season. He had a three-year regular-season record of 15-33 with the Chiefs. As head coach of the New York Jets in 2001-05, he had a regular-season mark of 39-41 and was 2-3 in the playoffs. He played cornerback for 10 seasons (1977-1986) with the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams and Atlanta Falcons.
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Hug it Out Dan Starter Join Date: Sep 2010 Casino cash: $10004900	If there's one **ing team I hate (outside the AFCW) it's the god damn Dallas Cowboys. I hate their owner, I hate their fans (rich snobby arrogant POS's - if you've gone to a game there you'd understand), I hate their players, I hated all of their past players, esp Michael ing Irvin....hated that trash even more after reading the Boys Will Be Boys book. POS deserves to be in prison right now after all the shit he's done. NOTHING would make me happier than watching Herm coach that team into a bad rotten horrible disfunctional cluster**. God what a loser he is. BUT, Jerry Jones isn't reeruned, and Garrett is the HC in waiting. Not to be racist, but JJ doesn't strike me as the kinda guy who would hire a black HC. He's an old southern arkansas guy. Maybe I'm wrong.
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Bane C.H.I.E.F.S Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: **** your face Casino cash: $10005055	A black HC in Dallas?I've heard it all now.I for one think it's a brilliant idea.I'd absolutely love for Herm to coach the Cowpatties.
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tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $-1867500	Everybody says Jerry Jones isn't an idiot. We're talking about the same guy who hired Wade Phillips here. The Wade Phillips who had never won a playoff game until last year. Granted his regular season track record is much better than Herm.
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