So it's ok to fuck with someone and give them endless shit b/c they actually did lose their pet, but yet I cross the line when I make fun of a potential tragedy that might befall you and the rest of your douchebag brethren. You can't have it both ways, cumstain.

:spock:

I'm a chick, moron.

John Turdtrix:

So fuck off motherfucker.



Qocksurfer:

wow.. u have feelings??
I took offence to half of this shit.
Take it. Tough man






WOW, we have two keyboard toughguys now.

ya both of these 2 are really fucked up people, John Matrix? I'm beginning to think his last name is Disanferninand (or however you spell it) or knows him. This noob lost all respect from me talking about people getting cancer is karma or what not. and I am sorry I hear about your aunt, I will say a prayer

He has yet to figure out what women are..........

it gets worse.. not because your a chick but because you behave this way on a normal/daily basis. it must suck to be you. i'm tired of being passive with some of you. i will talk chiefs and anything else but you make it hard for people to want to post here.

:deevee:

Excuse me while I cry for you.

Does this mean that we're switching roles or what??

I'll say it one more time. Halfcan, stumppy, Iowanian, Valiant, and the rest of your ilk can all choke on a dick and die for all I care. Any tragedy that befalls you is nothing other than sheer comedy for me. I'm sorry for the people that are connected to you, maybe they actually have instrisic worth as human beings, but it is apparent that most of you don't, and as such, I don't give one ounce of a damn about anything shitty that happens to you.

You talk shit and make fun of other people pretty badly.. definitely too much for your prayers to mean anything to "god" or whoever your praying for. i'm assuming that you call yourself a christian, i dunno?

Yeah and the folks that have lost family in accidents-that is real funny too. If I ever get a hold of you, you will be eating that bag of shit-thats Karma-you dumbfuck!!!

I could see why you wouldn't care, you know none of them or I, but to say it is comedy. Thats just sick, I'm sensing the thoughts of someone with anti-social disorder, you should probably go see that shrink again

Why are you talking shit to him? If you're going to sling it, you might want to aim at people who have aimed at you.

I called out the :deevee: posts a long time ago.. please read earlier in this thread. I was talking about people i mean women (girls) like you.

I usually don't talk that much $hit unless I see something like this, I can't resist. It's not everyday I run into such idiots as you and yo boy matrix here

I'm sorry, it's kinda hard to understand you. You're talking like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples. Well...., a mouthful and a bag full.

that sounds worse than a Dr. Phil analogy. you really aren't that intelligent are you?

I'm just going off of what they've displayed here, which is a lack of any humanity. Because of that, I could care less about any of their suffering, and given their need to prod others to gain acceptance, I think I would find any of their sufferings to be damned enjoyable, because it is karma, and karma's a bitch. fuck them. As I said, it's bad for their relatives, but not for them. Any misery they feel is well deserved.

I know, diksurfer, people hated on him too. But he didn't go into the synagogue drunk with new wine, posting incoherent messages about his lost camel that display a literary quality one might find in AOL teen chat.

Since you are going with the ancient cultures smack,

Your means are very slender, and your waste is great, thou fawning rump-fed harpy. Draw your neck out of your collar, woesome globe of sinful continents. Thou art a slander of thy heavy mother's womb, thou craven shard-borne clotpole. Assume a virtue if you have it not. Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.

I have never been rude to you before this thread. I'm sorry, but I think you are nothing but an attention whore. You call me a "girl", but who's the one pouting over his precious kitty running away? Please tell me, since you know me so well, what are women like me like?

it's cool.. i find a lot of people like you.. they're usually on the internet and don't pose a threat. you aren't supposed to give someone shit when they are depressed over the loss of a companion. i guess you have never been close to an animal.. or school.

You can't understand me b/c you probably have a third grade reading level that you hone everyday whenever you're cleaning pubes off of urinals at your job. Piss off you fucking nothing.

The cat is only nine months old? It's not like you had it for years. You'd think you'd just buried your best friend or something. Get over it.

you're expecting a better reply than this i'm sure, but you're pretty dumb too.

the fact that you are still arguing with me is silly. go to bed. you are acting like a typical high school drama queen.. one like i dumbed for being so selfish and heartless. maybe you can relate

even more proof

There is nothing anyone can say to you that you can't find the dumbest reply possible for. Is that all you've got? I mean, really?

My aunt has cancer too douchebag.

you don't think you're going too far with your karma theory? let me just try to get this straight here for a second. Somebody made fun of you on the internet, or whatever, so their family members should die because karma is a bitch, but it definately does suck for the people who died, but not for the person that made fun of you on the internet? that is well deserved and justified suffering? but not for the person who actually died, just for the internet Kansas City Chiefs message board member? So if you believe for an eye for an eye, than you are suffering just as much right now by these people making fun of you on the internet, than if your parents died right now?

Is that right? am I close?

but if you do not believe in an eye for an eye, then you obviously believe in karma, so this principle is similar to that expressed by the Christian verse, "As ye sow, so shall ye reap." where positive actions bring positive results, and negative actions will result in suffering. So now I ask this,

since it is obvious to anybody who does not have anti-social disorder, or who is just your typical evil person, that one or a couple of posts on this message board that made fun of you does not equal the suffering of losing a loved one. So how many posts does it take? how many times does one person need to make fun of you on a message board on the internet justify this, as you say karma is a bitch. In your mind, is it only 1 post? since that is the number of posts I have insulted you and you have told me that I deserve this sort of suffering as a result of karma

please explain

What do you mean, "too"?

I didn't say anything about your tenuous intellect.

was that yours?? your cool, funny, clever reply, i mean. you are actually making me look stupid for talking to you.

Try me.

Ah'm yer huckleberry...

This board has proven to me that Karma doesn't exist. If it did, alot of these ignorant posters would have been gone long ago........

oh piss, the burnout's missing cat thread is about to degenerate into a theology discussion. Thank Diksurfer I'm not stuck at work any longer. Have fun kiddos

Once again, I called out specific people in other posts, but you did not see that or chose to overlook it. I have no problem with you, but I'd say my limit is probably between 3 and 5 posts.

Then why are you? I'm sure you don't need my help in looking like an idiot. You're a waste of time. You and your boyfriend, John Matrix are going on ignore. I don't think I've ever ignored anyone before. Congratulations on being the first.

I don't believe I poked fun about losing your animal, I believe it was your stupid posts. And as for school, I have a BSE from KU bitch

Dicksurfer and Turdtrix a perfect couple. Nice one Luv-these two morons will forever be linked as gay shit eating lovers.

didn't you join in on the fun of my cat being missing??? or give me bad rep earlier when i had done nothing but seek advice from maybe someone who could relate.
You make fun of my missing cat, who happens to be closer to me than any family member has ever been, and then defend something like that?? The situations are so similar. LOSS
Stop being a fool

I just wanted to understand your rationale

Wow!! all that and you're still here at this hour..every day?? Don't brag about that shit to me because I had a equal or greater opportunity than most. I chose another path.. that's done. Now my cat is missing and i'm worried as shit.. but i am enjoying fighting with dolts like you.

Are you putting that to great use teaching kids unintelligent design? What a fucking joke.

Hey hey hey, I'm eating here, can you calm with the shit eating references?

well.. too bad we don't see those "this is my last thread" or "i'm out of here" threads anymore.

My bad.

Cats are tasty and I love Korean.

Pull your penis out from between your ass cheeks and write Ann Landers.

I'M sure she'll raise from the dead just for you.


How's that working out for you?

You will.

i would like this thread header to be different.. oh well

waffle house shift over?

"No sign of cat. I have a number of ideas to do.. i think i need a little more support from cat owners.. you know what i mean when i say that my cat is my child. He is all I have. shit!!!!

On another note, I'm so fucking glad that Elway was there to see the donks. Man they looked awful... especially that Plummer guy. Aweful!! Can't wait to stomp those mother fu*kers again!! SHIT!!@@!!

I'm awfully sad though... holy hell... I can't stop eating zannys and smoking pot.

These next few days are going to be crazy. IF IT WOULD ONLY STOP RAINING SO I CAN LOOK FOR HIM.

He has to be looking for some ladies.

He has his claws, not been neutered, and is a vicious fighter. Luckily, he was born with huge claws that I couldn't possible tamper with.

Anyways,
Ryan"

that didn't make any sense to me, my interpretation was "cat gone, eating zanny's, smoking pot, Elway was there, my cat is looking for ladies"

I dunno, it didn't sound like you were sincere about your cat, especially if the cat isn't worth going out in the rain for.

i have called out dumb people all night. "too" because i was refering to her as well as the others. get it now??

shit

Don't stop sticking yer foot in yer mouth now...

well for one thing I'm more into evolution, but you don't have to be a teacher if you have a BSE by the way.

I'm always up at this hour kid, I don't need more than 4 hours of sleep, I'll sleep enough when karma gets me for posting this message........or was that the other guy?

Perhaps if you were a wee bit more eloquent we might have.

So you're saying 4 posts making fun of you is equivalent to someones child dieing ?

KCChiefsMan nailed it. Anti social behavior disorder BIG TIME. That and some type of scat fetish thing.

Call the shrink back. He's not done.

Well it's working out about like umm.. well imagine that you had a loved one - we'll call her Bill - die from oh i don't know... cancer ... well you loved Bill so much but now that you no longer have her, you're sad and seek advice.

Indeed.

You existance alone excludes that theory...

You've pinned down my thoughts.. to the word.
You should really be asking yourself why you chose to post on here rather than confusing yourself.

I'll try and relate.

"Bill" is gone.

To a better place or no place at all.

Either way "Bill's" suffering is over.

So I won't sobb like 6th grade girl who never got asked to dance...

Eloquence is not required to post on this board. you know that.

So by that logic, it wouldn't matter that your children died, since their suffering would be over.

Deal. I won't argue for the sake of pissing someone off or make boneheaded posts anymore, like you do. If this works, you'll like the new you.

Make that 8th grade, and I can relate. ROFL

1st, you have no idea.

2nd, You don't see me crying about it on a BB.

3rd, you won't see me giving a fuck about you or anything that happens to you. Piss off.

Time for bed now. I have a long day of looking for my cat. A lot of you have a long day of posting "attacks" to one another, you should get some rest.

I love the new me. I loved the old asshole me.

I'm conceited, I'd love me no matter what.

But you need a cat to feel all warm and fuzzy. I'd get on that pretty quick...

Can you make it where Bill was hit by a car ?

good point...

No time for that.

I have cats to filet and cook...

god can

Is that what happened to your cat ?

Nah, i don't believe in god. but some people would believe that god made my 8 month old cat run away from his home. funny right?

okay i can't go to sleep when there is so much stupid out there

Mabey he made the car run over your cat.

what is that shiney thing in your hair?

wherever god is, he feels sorry for you.

So....just to recap.

Qs makes posts like
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=132784&page=1

Then, he starts a thread, where he is SOOOOOOO worried about a cat, in which he can't live without it, that he sits at a computer for 8hrs posting between bong hits and boxes of ringdings.

If he reeeeeeeeeally cared about the cat like he says, he'd lay down the pipe and get out and look for it.

None of the jokes are really about the loss of the cat, they're about you being a drugged up, college dropout. The Whole Jesus/Martyr comparision is hillarious.


He was gonna go find his cat....but then he got hiiiigh.

Ding Ding Ding!