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How To Make Love To A Woman (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=221676)

Seriously... just tell her that you are not in it for love and just want wet your willy. If she isn't down, find someone who is. Leading here down a road you aren't traveling is bad biz. Be a man-whore if that is what you want to do, but don't be a lying man-whore... that gives us all a bad rep.

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6440977)

I think I better have a few drinks before she comes over. That should help me keep a straight face.

Good idea. If you're lucky she'll mistake the slurring for sensuality. :D

I'd recommend ****ing.

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 6440986)

More close body contact. Move slower, relax, and candles don't hurt either.

i'm rick james biatch

rochambeau

i think it means not to drag that thing across her leg when you're climbing off.
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 6440983)

Not if he's making love to her. I believe that calls for the between the breasts shot.

Correct. And refrain from yelling out: "HERE COME THE DEMONS!" while ejaculating.

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 6441000)

i think it means not to drag that thing across her leg when you're climbing off.
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Ah, the old snail trail.

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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 6440982)

depends on whether you ever want to jump her bones again or not.

if it's just a one time thing then just blow that junk, wipe it clean with her hair and leave.

I'm not sure that I've ever made love then. Nor am I all that certain that I would ever want to.

Shocking... no Wendler sighting yet. I'm amazed.

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6440999)

ROFL Oh FFS!

:)

on come on now ... you know that shit i was talking about would work on you.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6441001)

Correct. And refrain from yelling out: "HERE COME THE DEMONS!" while ejaculating.

ROFL

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 6440983)

Not if he's making love to her. I believe that calls for the between the breasts shot.

Scratch my previous post then. Turns out I have made love.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6441001)

Correct. And refrain from yelling out: "HERE COME THE DEMONS!" while ejaculating.

ROFL

dam, i just spit out my drink all over

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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 6440968)

Just do everything all slow and dramatic ... think of some movie love scene type situation.

put some romantic type music on (not nine inch nails "i wanna **** you" or anything)

put you hands up to her face gently and then stare into her eyes. Then slowly kiss her cheek. give her a smile and then kiss her and hold it ... just hold you lips against hers for awhile.

remember ... slow and steady.

hug her, cuddle her a little BEFORE the deed.

stand up and then slowly pull your shirt off as you stare into her eyes then kneel down and lay your head in her lap. It will trigger her nurture instinct.

run your fingers through her hair and just play with it for awhile ... maybe lightly blow on the back of her neck.

kiss her closed eyelids

slow,dramatic and passionate ... movie style

no doggie style, no grunting and groaning and dripping sweat on her. No superman or donkey punch. ROFL

Dude, if you do all that, yeah, you'll be making love. BUT you wont be having any fun yourself, and she'll expect it more because she'll know that you're capable of it.

Next thing you know, she'll never wanna ****, just "make love"

Just **** her like you normally do, make sure she cums this time, and then say, "I thought we were making love"