Only LJ shall perform a Hermgasm in public.

Alright.

The Book of Herm is in construction. I'm just going to tack it onto the OP.

Keep all suggestions coming. This is the world's first democratic Bible.

You're very creative. You should do the compilation, print it, and send it to a publisher. The first ever Chiefsplanet Herm Edwards Bible.

The CPV Herm Edwards Bible.

ChiefsPlanet Version.

Don't forget the Johnson pounding Commandment, and you should make a wikipage for the herm bible.

And so it came to pass that Herm sayeth unto the veterans, Because thou hast eaten from the tree of experience, thou art cursed above all mortals, and upon thy belly shalt thou go unto free agency and in sorrow shalt thy incentive bonus be withheld. And unto the rookies he sayeth, Because thou hast hearkened unto my voice and partaken of my noobley stick, thou shalt be blessed and thy career shalt be exalted and thy locker be near the shower and thy shalt have unto thine own the private room on the road.

And thus did the veterans depart from Arrowhead and great was the wailing among fans and the media also was corrupt before Herm, and the executive offices were filled with violence and wickedness and every evil imagination.

FAX

You are showing me up, my friend. Brilliant work.

Just trying to help, Mr. Direckshun.

I am like unto a scribe.

FAX

Hicks + DV = Sodom and Gamorrha (sp?)

And Herm said unto the QB's "one must use the check down first and if that is covered one must back into the line of scrimmage for a sack".

Thou shalt be glorified by ones personality, and not by the carrying out of onests tasks.

And on the day nigh after the opener Herm said kicker Medlock ye shall be cast out to wander the wilderness, and lo unto the squad would come a Rayner to rescuse the heathens.

And if thy kicker offendeth thee, cut his ass.

FAX

ROFL

And then the sky was rent and out came the booteth leggeth. And silence filled the land.