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RaiderH8r 01-13-2010 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6441001)
Correct. And refrain from yelling out: "HERE COME THE DEMONS!" while ejaculating.
I prefer, "Fire in the hole!"

RJ 01-13-2010 11:52 AM
Candles. Chicks dig candles. Especially the ones that smell like something and aren't just for being able to see when the power goes out. And old birthday candles don't count.

Also, don't jizz on her boobs.

And remember the look of love.


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MTG#10 01-13-2010 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ziggysocki (Post 6440989)
Seriously... just tell her that you are not in it for love and just want wet your willy. If she isn't down, find someone who is. Leading here down a road you aren't traveling is bad biz. Be a man-whore if that is what you want to do, but don't be a lying man-whore... that gives us all a bad rep.
I actually really like her though and could see myself possibly falling in love with her some day...Im just not there yet.

Galileo Humpkins 01-13-2010 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 6440982)
if it's just a one time thing then just blow that junk, wipe it clean with her hair and leave.
With any bit of luck, she'll be more absorbent than a shamwow.

Sofa King 01-13-2010 11:53 AM
i'd recommend bondage while acting out a rape theme...

wutamess 01-13-2010 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6440895)
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
Prediction: Hall of Classics.

This has classic all over it.

patteeu 01-13-2010 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 6440951)
Donger, not surprisingly, nailed this thread.
No, he made love to it.

DeezNutz 01-13-2010 11:58 AM
"I want to make love this time."

Read: Even though I've been telling you I've been getting off, I haven't.

Lumpy 01-13-2010 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6441022)
I actually really like her though and could see myself possibly falling in love with her some day...Im just not there yet.
No offense, but falling in love should come naturally. If you don't feel even a twinge of love for this girl at this stage of your relationship, it's highly doubtful that your love will be true in the future. But I suppose everyone is different. :shrug:

patteeu 01-13-2010 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ziggysocki (Post 6440989)
Seriously... just tell her that you are not in it for love and just want wet your willy. If she isn't down, find someone who is. Leading here down a road you aren't traveling is bad biz. Be a man-whore if that is what you want to do, but don't be a lying man-whore... that gives us all a bad rep.
A little late for that advice. He's already been leading her down this road for months now. Not that it would matter, he wasn't interested in advice like this then either.

Donger 01-13-2010 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 6441031)
No, he made love to it.
LMAO

CoMoChief 01-13-2010 12:01 PM
Making love means "no condems please"

So in that regards, Be a Champion, and blow in her. Girls love to feel a nice fat wad being blown up in their gooey hole.

Mr. Laz 01-13-2010 12:02 PM
if you really want to hook that shit long term then just eat her out until she cums (at least twice) and then just cuddle and kiss her. She will eventually ask "what about you" and will try and return the favor or screw.

just say "Don't worry about me ... i just enjoy making you happy"

seriously ... if you can just lay there holding her with a hard dick and say that pleasing her is more important that getting your rocks off .... you are golden.


*please not that a beginner should probably "empty a chamber" before the date to help resist the urge to jam it inside her and pump it until you blow your load. fair warning.

CoMoChief 01-13-2010 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 6441046)
if you really want to hook that shit long term then just eat her out until she cums (at least twice) and then just cuddle and kiss her. She will eventually ask "what about you" and will try and return the favor or screw.

just say "Don't worry about me ... i just enjoy making you happy"

seriously ... if you can just lay there holding her with a hard dick and say that pleasing her is more important that getting your rocks off .... you are golden.


*please not that a beginner should probably "empty a chamber" before the date to help resist the urge to jam it inside her and pump it until you blow your load. fair warning.
That teaches girls how "not to return the favor"

RaiderH8r 01-13-2010 12:03 PM
Just the tip, just for a minute to see how it feels.


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