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rockymtnchief 01-13-2010 12:04 PM
It just means she wants to snuggle afterwards while watching Greys Anatomy. She'd also prefer you stop wiping your dick on her curtains after the deed.

Galileo Humpkins 01-13-2010 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6441028)
i'd recommend bondage while acting out a rape theme...
For further information and in-depth scenes, contact Roman Polanski.

Mile High Mania 01-13-2010 12:06 PM
You should have the place set with nice lighting... soft music, maybe some rose petals sprinkled about. Then, as she's lying there... reach to the side of the bed.

Hold up a banana, whipped cream... a dildo attached to a power drill, change the music to something loud and hardcore... then just smile.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-13-2010 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6440898)
This means you ask her first before you PIIHB.
Mr. Flopnuts has found that a genuine sounding "Oops!" will suffice in a pinch.

The Franchise 01-13-2010 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 6441046)
if you really want to hook that shit long term then just eat her out until she cums (at least twice) and then just cuddle and kiss her. She will eventually ask "what about you" and will try and return the favor or screw.

just say "Don't worry about me ... i just enjoy making you happy"

seriously ... if you can just lay there holding her with a hard dick and say that pleasing her is more important that getting your rocks off .... you are golden.


*please not that a beginner should probably "empty a chamber" before the date to help resist the urge to jam it inside her and pump it until you blow your load. fair warning.
This can either work out really well or back fire horribly.

KCUnited 01-13-2010 12:09 PM
Pregnancy attempt, I'd bounce.

Lumpy 01-13-2010 12:10 PM
When a chick asks for you to make love to her, there is only one way to set the mood... play some Rick Astley! :thumb:

Mile High Mania 01-13-2010 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 6441063)
Pregnancy attempt, I'd bounce.
Heh - I thought that very thing and it fits well within the story line.

patteeu 01-13-2010 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 6441067)
Heh - I thought that very thing and it fits well within the story line.
Yes it does.

Hey MTG#10, how are your kids doing?

wutamess 01-13-2010 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 6441016)
Dude, if you do all that, yeah, you'll be making love. BUT you wont be having any fun yourself, and she'll expect it more because she'll know that you're capable of it.

Next thing you know, she'll never wanna ****, just "make love"

Just **** her like you normally do, make sure she cums this time, and then say, "I thought we were making love"
This.

Mr. Laz 01-13-2010 12:12 PM
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Mr. Laz 01-13-2010 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 6441016)
Dude, if you do all that, yeah, you'll be making love. BUT you wont be having any fun yourself, and she'll expect it more because she'll know that you're capable of it.

Next thing you know, she'll never wanna ****, just "make love"

Just **** her like you normally do, make sure she cums this time, and then say, "I thought we were making love"
hey... the dude asked how to fake "making love" and i told him.

he didn't ask how to "get off and keep a bitch in line"

CoMoChief 01-13-2010 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6441062)
This can either work out really well or back fire horribly.
Unfortunately I tried this way with my ex. It got to the point where I told I'm not gonna wear her like a crown unless she returns the favor. btw she was terrible at giving head, and I guess she knew thats what I kinda thought so maybe she just thought "whats the point" I dunno. We mostly skipped 4play and just got down to it.

I'll never do it again.

keg in kc 01-13-2010 12:16 PM
That just means she wants you to call her 'baby' instead of '****ing whore,' just this once, and to put the money into the pocket of her sweat pants instead of leaving it on the night stand or the pillow.

El Jefe 01-13-2010 12:25 PM
This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU


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