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cooper barrett 08-31-2017 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 13046865)
Adderal and Oxycodone..

It will be the best sex she has ever had and she won't be able to help but drop your name anytime good sex comes up with he friends.

That is way outside of the limits of this forum...

cooper barrett 08-31-2017 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 13046858)
Bring home a hot young female escort and tell her you're doing for her! :D

BTDT:

Doesn't work out well in the long term, she has to have met them before!

Coochie liquor 08-31-2017 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 13046188)

I'm saving up for the attachment that's the size of Shaq's arm holding a basketball!! Was gonna order the John Wayne's arm holding a colt 45 but they sold out of it!

dmahurin 08-31-2017 05:41 AM

Hitachi magic wand. Get the cordless one. The only toy you'll ever need. Her legs will go numb. My wife was apprehensive at first because it is a bit intimidating. But now, it's the go to. Absolutely worth it.

Titty Meat 08-31-2017 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 13046865)
Adderal and Oxycodone..

It will be the best sex she has ever had and she won't be able to help but drop your name anytime good sex comes up with he friends.

Explain this one. Liquor & SSRI's has me lasting for hours

Rausch 08-31-2017 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 13046114)
Because I'm ready to take our (Wife & I) sexing to the next mother****ing level. After 20+ years, its time for kinky, fetishy, fantasy and tomfoolery.

I'm not starting this shit. She's bought some vibrators over the years and its become part of our regular liquor-fueled throw down.

Rausch...leaves...thread...

gblowfish 08-31-2017 10:29 AM

If your wife starts wearing RYOBI Tshirts, you probably have a problem...

Titty Meat 08-31-2017 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 13047362)
If your wife starts wearing RYOBI Tshirts, you probably have a problem...

Spice things up by bringing in Prison Bitch aka the closer

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Rausch 08-31-2017 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Scooter Libby (Post 13047471)
Spice things up by bringing in Prison Bitch aka the closer

http://www.realclearsports.com/blogn...20mustache.jpg

Fun fact: pick any white pitcher from 1972-1992 on the A's and if you cut their hair right they could play Kyle Reece from the Terminator.

cooper barrett 08-31-2017 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Scooter Libby (Post 13047305)
Explain this one. Liquor & SSRI's has me lasting for hours

Something not right here but I am going with ignorance and apathy on this one.

Titty Meat 08-31-2017 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by cooper barrett (Post 13047849)
Something not right here but I am going with ignorance and apathy on this one.

SSRI's in general are an ejaculation killer.

Prison Bitch 08-31-2017 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Scooter Libby (Post 13047471)
Spice things up by bringing in Prison Bitch aka the closer

http://www.realclearsports.com/blogn...20mustache.jpg





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