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I'm not reading your pm's douchebag...you've got to be related ot Tom Cash

Damnit. You guys went and scared him off. :sulk:

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Originally Posted by SideWinder

The geniouscps has tried to neg rep me 3 times.

It’s like trying to communicate with a pet rock. :shake:

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Damnit. You guys went and scared him off. :sulk:

I think I may have been the Cans Kitty picture. Sent the poor dumb bastard running through the house looking for a hit or two of acid with a cooking wine chaser.

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Originally Posted by Bwana

It’s like trying to communicate with a pet rock. :shake:

I believe a pet rock is smarter.

Have you seen his "Admins" thread?

Dude ain't smart enough to figure out that us "idiots" could just post on that one if we chose.

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Originally Posted by stumppy

I had a cat when I was a kid. My mom was putting groceries away and accidentally closed the freezer door with him inside. He had been in the deep freeze for several hours before he was found. We wrapped him in a towel and laid him out on the kitchen table . Sounded like a block of ice hitting the table.
Anyways, I was pretty upset about it. This cat was my best friend and it was killing me thinking about him dieing. My mom called the Vet to see if there was anything we could do. He didn't sound to hopeful but he said there was one thing that might work. Take a couple of tablespoons of white gas and rub about half of it into his fur. Then pour the other half down his throat. I was desperate and ready to try anything.
So my brother went in the garage and got some of our lantern fuel (white gas). We did what the Vet said and crossed our fingers.
After a few minutes he started coughing and choking. And then he jump right off the table and took of running through the house. He was zipping all over the place. Back to his old self. I was so happy. My buddy was OK.
Then all of a sudden he started slowing down, coughing and choking. And the he just fell over where he stood. I was crushed. The damn thing ran out of gas.

My daughter and I used to tell that one together when she was little. I'd say it ran round and round in circles then fell over. Dead? she would say. Me: Nope, just ran out of gas.

Good luck finding your cat Dicksurfer-sounds like the only friend you have.

something just isn't right here

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Originally Posted by SideWinder

I believe a pet rock is smarter.

Have you seen his "Admins" thread?

Dude ain't smart enough to figure out that us "idiots" could just post on that one if we chose.

Wow, just wow. :shake:

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

something just isn't right here

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Wow, just wow. :shake:

He's gotta be doing that on purpose. No one is really that dumb, are they? Or he's on something. That wouldn't be surprising.

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

He's gotta be doing that on purpose. No one is really that dumb, are they? Or he's on something. That wouldn't be surprising.

Yeah, I was joking when I referenced this in your thread.

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I'm awfully sad though... holy hell... I can't stop eating zannys and smoking pot.

WTF is going on here?

Shhh... it's the law.