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kepp 01-13-2010 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6440898)
This means you ask her first before you PIIHB.
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Earthling 01-13-2010 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6440895)
. I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
I'm only gonna show you how to again one more time....

tyton75 01-13-2010 12:29 PM
As Brad Pitt once said.. " I recommend f@cking"

Mr. Laz 01-13-2010 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 6441115)
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ROFLROFL

sedated 01-13-2010 12:34 PM
I guess I found one of the few chicks who equate a load on their face with love :shrug:

RJ 01-13-2010 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 6441138)
I guess I found one of the few chicks who equate a load on their face with love :shrug:


That's a special kind of woman.

Does she have a flat head?

tyton75 01-13-2010 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6441066)
When a chick asks for you to make love to her, there is only one way to set the mood... play some Rick Astley! :thumb:
Dickhead.. now I have that song in my head!!

Bearcat 01-13-2010 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 6440968)
Just do everything all slow and dramatic ... think of some movie love scene type situation.

put some romantic type music on (not nine inch nails "i wanna **** you" or anything)

put you hands up to her face gently and then stare into her eyes. Then slowly kiss her cheek. give her a smile and then kiss her and hold it ... just hold you lips against hers for awhile.

remember ... slow and steady.

hug her, cuddle her a little BEFORE the deed.

stand up and then slowly pull your shirt off as you stare into her eyes then kneel down and lay your head in her lap. It will trigger her nurture instinct.

run your fingers through her hair and just play with it for awhile ... maybe lightly blow on the back of her neck.

kiss her closed eyelids


slow,dramatic and passionate ... movie style


no doggie style, no grunting and groaning and dripping sweat on her. No superman or donkey punch. ROFL
I read this post because it seemed like you were leading us to a nice punchline, like "then give her the Dirty Sanchez and yell J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!".... very disappointing. :shake:

Hammock Parties 01-13-2010 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 6441009)
Shocking... no Wendler sighting yet. I'm amazed.
I wouldn't know how to make love to a woman. I **** them.

Donger 01-13-2010 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6441176)
I wouldn't know how to make love to a woman. I **** them.
Do you use someone else's penis, or have you discovered how to gain and maintain an erection during intercourse?

Stinger 01-13-2010 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6441180)
Do you use someone else's penis, or have you discovered how to gain and maintain an erection during intercourse?
Oh Snap ................. LMAO LMAO

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88TG88 01-13-2010 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6441180)
Do you use someone else's penis, or have you discovered how to gain and maintain an erection during intercourse?
damn

tyton75 01-13-2010 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6441176)
I wouldn't know how to make love to a woman. I **** them.
I thought you were gay?

JohninGpt 01-13-2010 12:52 PM
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Pay careful attention, it's lessons from a master.

wild1 01-13-2010 12:53 PM
YOu were married for a decade and don't know the meaning of this? :eek:


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