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Micjones 01-13-2010 01:30 PM
You can **** the shit out of a woman slowly.

But why choose? Start off nice and easy and finish it with the Boston Crab.
10 minutes from the finish line...Beat the pussy like it stole something.

Inspector 01-13-2010 01:32 PM
It's the same either way.

Thig Lyfe 01-13-2010 01:34 PM
Maple syrup should play a prominent role.

keg in kc 01-13-2010 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 6441201)
YOu were married for a decade and don't know the meaning of this? :eek:
That explains some things.

Baby Lee 01-13-2010 01:42 PM
When you think you're about to culminate, stop and tell her you 'just want to look at her'

And here's the important secret, you have to actually look THROUGH her.

sedated 01-13-2010 01:43 PM
maybe this is her way of politely telling you that she'd like it to last longer than 2 minutes.

Mr. Laz 01-13-2010 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Micjones (Post 6441345)
You can **** the shit out of a woman slowly.

But why choose? Start off nice and easy and finish it with the Boston Crab.
10 minutes from the finish line...Beat the pussy like it stole something.
ROFLROFLROFL

keg in kc 01-13-2010 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6441380)
When you think you're about to culminate, stop and tell her you 'just want to look at her'

And here's the important secret, you have to actually look THROUGH her.
If if you can't stop, tell her you have a leg cramp, run into the bathroom and lock the door behind you.

tyton75 01-13-2010 01:47 PM
Maybe she just wants you to manscape

RJ 01-13-2010 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6441380)
When you think you're about to culminate, stop and tell her you 'just want to look at her'

And here's the important secret, you have to actually look THROUGH her.

Heh. I watched that show the other night, it was pretty good. That's one of the few things I watch on television besides sports.

gblowfish 01-13-2010 01:55 PM
At that special moment of climax, ask her to scream "RELEASE THE DEMONS!!!"

tyton75 01-13-2010 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 6441425)
At that special moment of climax, ask her to scream "RELEASE THE DEMONS!!!"
Yup.. i think Donger is pretty funny sometimes too...

stevieray 01-13-2010 02:05 PM
Enigma

Thig Lyfe 01-13-2010 02:08 PM
Try growing a mustache.

tyton75 01-13-2010 02:09 PM
Enya is key


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