How To Make Love To A Woman
 

So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.

first

This means you ask her first before you PIIHB.

from behind. No faking. just keep sayin "oh baby"

This thread is going to live up to CP Hall potential....


This should be comedy gold.

At first, I thought you said fist! ROFL Had to do a double take.

I want to watch. Who's got the best digital camera on this board ?

Nothing tells a woman "I Love You" like a Hot Carl. Trust me

Uhmmm......Try ****ing her gently?

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Do:

Lots of foreplay. Less "aggressive" penetration. Look her in the eyes. Lots of kissing. Lots of moaning.

Don't:

Grab her throat. Pull her hair. No spanking. No grunting.

just wanted to have the first post in a 1,000 post dogpile. :D

ROFLROFLROFL

Dang. I was going post that. :(

no Fun

Throw on some Barry White...then make sweet love to her down by the fireplace.