Cat update
 

No sign of cat.

I know what happened to your cat.

Signed,
The Dog

.

I would tell you a heartwarming story about my cat that went missing for six months...

but you are an asshole, so I wont!!!

I am an asshole.

Man i fucking hate people telling me it!
I will kill you.

i think i mean that in the state of mind that i'm in right now. it's not a nerdy fashion either - that's something you would think. ASSHOLE!!!!

Who is this Quiksurfer? I recognize the name but I can't put a douche with it.

please PLEASE tell me a heart warming story. seriously :(

Why in the world are you thinking about contraception right now??!! HE'S NOT FIXED!!!

He's the whiney, useless, sorry ass POS that asks for help for problems of his own making, and won't take responsibilty for those problems.

I have a feeling you're not refering to the missing cat... :hmmm:

Nope.

As I said in his first thread regarding his missing cat, the only sympathy I had was for the cat to be owned by him, and he probably ran away to find an owner with an IQ higher than his.

punk

Ah, yes, the whiny little bitch from Ole Miss.

Contraception? I don't think that is what douches are used for. ROFL

I think you should smoke more pot and take a few more zannys, so you can become an even bigger dumbfuck.

Put out a bowl of antifreeze. The sweet taste will draw the cat in like a rat to rat poison.

Stop raining??? You should be out looking for the cat, rain or not, does he go outside all the time??

Dear Douche Bag: You have the ****ing rocks to call me a punk? Now that's priceless. If you give two shits about your cat, perhaps you should get off your lazy useless, welfare, dredge on society, crack whore ass and go look for him? Serously dickweed, you are the biggest waste of skin to ever grace this board and that's saying something. The cat likely got sick of sucking in all the weed smoke, realized it had at least 20 IQ points on its owner, said the hell with this and hit the road.

:bravo:

The only thing he gives two shits about is pot and zannys.

WTH is a zanny, anyway?

Xanax, I assume.

http://www.drugs.com/xanax.html

I think he means xanax......:shrug:

Bob Dole thought Zanny coached the Browncows.

Find a free online IQ test someone and let SideWinder, Skiptowne and myself post our results. Post them truthfully. If you want me to go into detail how we do this with a bb/forum, i will tell you. Let me know.

Only thing that you know about me is that I love the chiefs, Kansas City, do a lot of drugs, and my family hates me. fuck both of you. Don't post on my threads about my personal/emotional thoughts.

Or just be idiots and call me n00bs or :deevee:

nlm

I have learned that, if you don't want people to post on your threads, DON'T START THEM!

Join in the IQ test if this is what this is all about.

I'm still trying to deal with my drug problem.

I have sell drugs (and do some - it's free) to go along with my part-time job for money. I have applied to a number of places; places that are close by due to me not having motor transportation. Oh yeah, I live in Oxford, MS.

I'm sorry that i do drugs and that makes me stupid or republican. Go to hell. :)

F•CK YOU ASSHOLE, what about me!!!!!!! :cuss:

lessons learnt. ADMIN PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!

I don't know. I always thought of you as sort of a dickhead.

Don't tell me where to post shit-for-brains. I post where I want.

I don't blame your family for hating you, loser.

you're an idiot.

You could always apply for the position of poster child for the use of contraception poster. I have a feeling if they had your picture and story posted around schools on a national level, It would go a long way to curb the pregnancy rate.

Something like: This could happen to you!! Keep your pants on!!

he, it's working CockSsucker...

Either that, or he ate the cat during a coke binge.......

You're an illiterate dipshit that can't put together a coherent sentence. No wonder everybody hates you.

ROFL ROFL
wow! tried to look smart by using such a big word, little boy! only when women douche themselves, they use it for cleaning themselves (or whatever else they have in mind with it) but it will not prevent conception ROFL

And this genious wants to take an IQ test. Hilarious.

Just OD already, you fuggin idiot.

You probably got too high and hungry and Ate the cat.

Graduated from Hillcrest Christian School in jackson, MS and got a academic scholarship to Millsaps College (look it up and just apply for it; let me know if you get accepted).

got me. YES 1 POINT!!

idiot grownups

This is about my cat.

I'll be watching for you on VH1's best week EVAR!

You're a semi employed drug dealer and aspiring meth head, your mother took away your car, but she sucks, you cat ran away, you're running out of pot and zannex, and now skip town is putting the boots to you on CP.

You know it well enough to write a book. You're still here? Stop posting on this thread, maybe??

The Drano is blue Koooolaide.

College, been there, done that and obtained two degrees. (Business and Psychology) How did it treat you again crack head?

A couple of weeks ago you said you were a 5th year drop out at Ole Miss. Which time were you lying?

Don't talk to BitchSurfer, guys. He's obviously watermock from the Mange and the Donkos loss is so emotionally disturbing he needs to be an attention whore... on a Chiefs BB.

I have very, very little doubt that You're destined for a Darwin Award.

His theory just triple jumped your ass, and got another King.

ROFLROFLROFL

Mix it with antifreeze and it's watermelon flavor.

Where is JimNasium to ask "WTF is going on here?" when you need him?

neg rep from mother fuckers about the missing of my cat... you all, the ones who get "really" made fun off most, can eat my shit.
There are a lot of people on this board that i like to talk to and read posts from. A few of you with over 1,000 posts when you've just been here for a few months, please stop posting to me.

No one would post on your thread if you weren't such a useless little whiney ass bitch that probably only hallucinated that you own a cat in a drug induced haze.

Business and psychology. That's why your life revolves around the planet. I come here on my spare time. Again, stop posting to me PLEASE.

Great.

Mommy & Daddy's money get you into an elite college. So, you get high, waste time and **** up your opportunity by being a crack head. BFD. Loser's like you are a gdamn dime a dozen.

Ok.

Oh, the whiney ass little bitch doesn't like us! :deevee:

It's all good, just burn a few more fat ones, drop more pills and it will all work out for you Ace.

This thread is funny as hell.

What spare time?

You mean when you're not on the street selling drugs, or to high to find the computer?

lol got me again

Note to self:

Never, EVER sit around jobless and start treads about how I'm addicted to every illegal substance conceivable, or how many cat ran away.

Sincerely,

Me

"WTF is going on here?"

I'm calling BULLSHIT.
This guy is someone trying to yank our collective chain.



No one could be this fugging ignorant/stupid/dense, or however you want to describe him.
If he was for real there is no way in hell that the experiences of everyday life would'nt have gotten him thinned out of the herd by now.

I'm going to stop posting on this thread. Maybe the two or three of you idiots will do the same.
Anyone with any cat advice or stories, please pm me.

Stop posting to me.

I found your cat and PM'd him to you.

They're not neg repping you because your cat ran away. They're neg repping you so you will continue to post nonsense so they can make fun of you.

Advice?

Get off the dope, get a job, apologize to your parents for being such a loser, and you'll see that your cat is hiding behind the couch, so you'll stop putting your needledick in its arse.

2

Now I feel guilty about beating him up. STAY DOWN, dummy, STAY DOWN.

He's either very good at yanking our collective chain, or he really is this ignorant/stupid/dense.

I'm inclined to go with the latter.

ROFL

Revolves around the Planet? LMAO, it doesn’t work that way Crack Head. I am District Manager for a major national corporation and am on the road two or three days a week depending on what I feel needs to be do in my territory in a specific week. What is it you do for employment again whiz kid? Sell dope and walk the streets? You come here in your spare time? From what you have told us, you have a great deal of that, but it seems the only time you show up is in some kind of a drug induced haze with your incoherent rants. Oh well, at least you serve as a warning to others which is something.

Why not?

I can't help but laugh at some stuttering asshole whose part time job is selling weed and sucking pickle at a rest area for his next crackhit, and is such a waste of sperm that even his mama wishes she'd have rememebered the Condoms that night, challenging people like Bwana to A Game of Life.

Milton Bradley himself couldn't conceptualize the game behind that.

ROFL

Classic! ROFL

ROFL

I believe you found his cat!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Dude, you just sent Quick into a freakazoid like coke binge

"Meh Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"

ROFL

I think that cat got into the stash...

that's what his cat looks like to him...

I'll bet he talks too.