Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy
 

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1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

Cowboy up!

Looks like you'll be spendin' a night in the pokey!

straight shooter.


GAH!

I'm your huckleberry.

Don't shoot!

FAX

LMAO!!!

Tonto - "5 men come Kemosabe, where you want me?"

One more Lone Ranger thingy:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt and said "I do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside." The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it. Soon Silver was starting to feel better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?" The cowboy says to him, "Nothin' much, I just wanted you to know....you left your Injun running.

Put your hands in the air and turn around.

"It looks like we're going to have a big hoedown."


(Maybe that actually sounds more hetero. I don't know.)

Now THAT'S a funny thread! :clap:

ROFL

He's a bronkin buck ..........

You need to saddle him up.........

"From now on, we're going to call you 'Little Joe'."

Angel eyes!!!!!! BLONDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reach for the sky, Hoss!

Cowboy gochiefs : Ya wanna ride my donk ?

Rawhide?

Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.

"Move and I'll plug ya."

FAX

"He's heading into a box canyon."


Wait. That sounds hetero, too. I stink at this game.

Hey lookie there! Somebody just dropped the cowboy soap!

FAX

By god, she reminds me of me.
- True Grit

We have been tailen him for days.

"What's the matter, ya yella?"

"Acthually yeth, give me another theven to ten dayth"

Stick 'em up!

that ain't chewin' tobacco he's spittin' in the can.

Ohhhh...there IS enough room in this town for the two of us...

"Baxters over there. Rojo's there. Me right in the middle."

"You're a wanted man Wales."

Cookie's over in the chuck wagon mixin' up some beans.

Get a long little doggie.

"Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane"

Billy you need to stop beating the devil around the stump.

or

Son it's time to aknowledge the corn.

"Excuse me while I whip this out," but that's not very subtle to begin with.

"that there is Quickdraw McGraw"

It ain't nothin but a lick and a promise!

He's been known to bend an elbow with the boys!

Say Mister can I get some of that there brown gargle?

John Wayne, "Well, FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SONOFABITCH".

Drop 'em!

FAX

And I fell into that burning ring of fire. And it burns. burns, burns.....

eewwwwwww

"Hi, my name is Phobia."

"Mosey on up there"

Dance,boy, or I'll blow you straight to hell...

John Wayne: "Monsieur, you ARE a LuLu!"

Senator.......Don't PISS down my back and tell me it's rain'n!



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Getty-up 'n' let's ride!

Jose...I'm prouder than a game rooster to have ridden with ye.


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I don't know if anyone else said this, but I was listening to Bob and Tom, and Tom says something about this.

The word he saw, was, "cowpoke." LOL

Moooo

ROFL

I'm hearing that friggin kid from the movie in my head..... ROFL

Funny how Donnie Darko ruins the cowboy image yet no one's ready to lynch that assclown from the Village People...

Hey Kitty darlin'...can I have a poke now and pay fer it tomorrow?

The good, the bad and the fabulous starring clint eats-wood.

Most of the n00bs on here think the village people are from
Greenwich.


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