Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy

BIG_DADDY · 05-10-2006, 10:03 AM

Movie.

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

Braincase · 05-10-2006, 10:31 AM

Cowboy up!

Looks like you'll be spendin' a night in the pokey!

MOhillbilly · 05-10-2006, 10:33 AM

straight shooter.

GAH!

Kclee · 05-10-2006, 10:34 AM

I'm your huckleberry.

FAX · 05-10-2006, 10:34 AM

Don't shoot!

FAX

chagrin · 05-10-2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

Don't shoot!

FAX

!!!

chagrin · 05-10-2006, 10:39 AM

Tonto - "5 men come Kemosabe, where you want me?"

chagrin · 05-10-2006, 10:39 AM

One more Lone Ranger thingy:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt and said "I do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside." The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it. Soon Silver was starting to feel better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?" The cowboy says to him, "Nothin' much, I just wanted you to know....you left your Injun running.

BIG_DADDY · 05-10-2006, 10:49 AM

Put your hands in the air and turn around.

**Rain Man** · 05-10-2006, 11:00 AM

"It looks like we're going to have a big hoedown."

(Maybe that actually sounds more hetero. I don't know.)

**MahiMike** · 05-10-2006, 11:01 AM

Now THAT'S a funny thread!

**Mr. Kotter** · 05-10-2006, 11:04 AM

ROYC75 · 05-10-2006, 11:04 AM

He's a bronkin buck ..........

ROYC75 · 05-10-2006, 11:05 AM

You need to saddle him up.........

**Rain Man** · 05-10-2006, 11:10 AM

"From now on, we're going to call you 'Little Joe'."

05-10-2006, 10:03 AM
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $4958410	Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie. 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy, pardner." 5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 6. Two words: "Saddle Sore." 7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like." 8. "Let's mount up!" 9. "Nice spread ya got there!" 10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
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05-10-2006, 10:31 AM	#2
Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	Cowboy up! Looks like you'll be spendin' a night in the pokey! __________________ BrainCase
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05-10-2006, 10:33 AM	#3
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	straight shooter. GAH! __________________ True Son of Liberty
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05-10-2006, 10:34 AM	#4
Kclee Veteran Join Date: Mar 2002 Casino cash: $10014147	I'm your huckleberry. __________________ If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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05-10-2006, 10:34 AM	#5
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Don't shoot! FAX
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05-10-2006, 10:39 AM	#7
chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9914905	Tonto - "5 men come Kemosabe, where you want me?" __________________ Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
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05-10-2006, 10:49 AM	#9
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $4958410	Put your hands in the air and turn around. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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05-10-2006, 11:00 AM	#10
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2998491 VARSITY	"It looks like we're going to have a big hoedown." (Maybe that actually sounds more hetero. I don't know.) __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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05-10-2006, 11:01 AM	#11
MahiMike He's Mahomie! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $10023443	Now THAT'S a funny thread!
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05-10-2006, 11:04 AM	#12
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05-10-2006, 11:04 AM	#13
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5379400	He's a bronkin buck .......... __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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05-10-2006, 11:05 AM	#14
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5379400	You need to saddle him up......... __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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05-10-2006, 11:10 AM	#15
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2998491 VARSITY	"From now on, we're going to call you 'Little Joe'." __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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