Before I was 21...
 

I never ONCE received a drinking ticket...or anything related.

I'm 23...

In the last 11 months...

I have received 5 drinking related tickets.

How is this possible?

WTF is a drinking ticket?

You're an irresponsible jerkoff.

there is a 'constitutional trail' behind my apartment...my ticket yesterday was for being on the trail after hours...whatever that means.

Out of these 5 tickets, they are all $50 and I have yet to pay one and apparently they don't show up on my record because every time I get a new one nothing is mentioned of the other ones and technically there should be a warrant out for my arrest because they are LONG overdue.

I brought this up to officer douche bag last night but he wouldn't be straight with me.

My guess is either; A) You're drinking more, B) You're drinking more, or C) You're drinking more.

FAX

you would think...but that's not the case.

I blame it on change of address...

When Hootie was just a little girl
He asked his mommy
What would he be

Will I be pretty
Will I be gay

Here's what she said to he

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
DRINK SOME BEER AND THEN PEE
YOUR FUTURE IS WASTED YOU SEE
YOU'RE A DRUNK MOTHER****ER

Before I was 21 I had never seen an illegal narcotic.
Wow times change in 8 years.

Take your drinking constitutional walk a little earlier in the day. Quit the moonlight strolls. If its football season you can technically start drinking at dawn.

lets just hold hands and get it over with

I've taken one drag on a tobacco cigarette in 26 years. I'm quite innocent.

you don't live until you go on a 6 day meth binge

That would probably make you age 10 years.

all I wanted was to see you naked!

You are an idiot?

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyg

thank the lord for Arena League

Hootie is having an interesting morning.

you're telling me

I've spent the last 15 minutes watching Weird Al youtube videos and cracking up.

Hug time?

Clayton could use a hug.....

I will eat every single child ever created

Are you looking to be my new avatar?

I want to BE inside of YOU

WTF?

I like guuuys

Claythan?

Well, he is a Cub fan.....

BOYS TOWN

I think Hootie has gone off the deep end since his man crush - Hutard is not starting next week. That's right Hootie, keep drinking away the pain, keep drinking away the pain.

You need to quit partying with the Blowfish. Those guys will bring you down.

heyger bombs

Like...open container where one shouldn't be?

Or?

challenge to a fight, littering, peeing in public, being on the trail after hours and public intoxication

Maybe...just maybe this is a sign you should drink a little less?

Who were you trying to fight?

in honor of Redrum
your mother is like drinking illegally
they both become a bitch AFTER you get caught

You sound like a real golden asset to your local community.

i know this sounds crazy, but if you stop breaking the law i bet you stop getting tickets.

Someone got ahold of Hootie's computer.

no one, it's a really funny story, actually...if I didn't mock the guy getting arrested I wouldn't have gotten a ticket.

Classy.

badasses break the rules. and nothing screams badass-breaking-the-rules like taking your bartles&james on a nature walk - after the park is closed.

damn, i pulled a few capers when i was young, but nothing like that...

Just get a motorcycle already.

Or steal a ****in sweet laptop

Right. Cause no one pulled some bullshit when they were in college. This list is mild.

How is it possible?

Possibly you're acting like an immature, drunked dumbtard that needs a punch in the drunken dick about once every other month?


Maybe consider what you're doing.

Some of us didn't get caught.

Sounds like you need to start driving home.

I love you guys too.

You're alright.

You just need to switch your prefered drink.

Mike's Hard Stupid Juice is apparently having a negative reaction with your reasoned, adult thinking.

sounds made up

I enjoy my immaturity

Enjoy it while you can. The real world isn't as cool.

better if drunks don't do that... makes everyone else's insurance go up..