I just put some icy hot on my groin area
 

and it got on my coin purse. It BURNS like hell!!!

Dumbass.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's done this.

OUCH!! Did you put your cloths back on after you applied the icy hot??


Just pour some alchol on it, I hear it cools it down. ROFL J/K

Just get your girl to blow you :p

Nothing like locker room pranking yourself after letting a squirrel eat your brain.

Phuqtard..

You have a coin purse?

Here's your sign...

:stupid:

Heh. Reminds me of the time I crushed up some peppers to put on my pizza. We didn't have any store bought crushed red pepper, so my mom gave me some dried peppers and told me to crush them up and use them. I did it with my bare hands.

A few hours later, I was at the bar, and my dick just started burning like hell. I finally realized it was because the oil was still on my hands, and when I took a piss, it got on my unit.

Not a fun night.

ROFL

Yes. I probably shouldn't have done that. Of course now the sensation has moved to "icy". They should call it "hot icy" instead of "icy hot". The HOT comes first.

"I'm feeling a sensation that is all together new to me..and frankly, I LIIIIIIIKE it!"

Oh and be sure and rub your eyes right after rubbing that Icey Hot on your package also.

Don't wash it off!!! It will only make it worse,, or ,, so I have been told. I myself have never done anything that reeruned.

Does this have anything to do with Psi raising 'her' bar?

Hurts so good huh??

I remember when my mom used that stuff and she put her robe on one night and it almost blistered her back. I hope your naked right now for your sake. :drool:

My groin and legs are very very sore. I started softball this week, and I haven't played any kind of organized sport for probably 15 years. I, being the gigantic dumbass I am, didn't stretch before the game..and guess what position I play? Catcher! We only played 4 innings too, due to the mercy rule (Final Score 22-4). We lost, of course. I had a good time, but I just need to stretch next time.