Before I was 21...
 

I never ONCE received a drinking ticket...or anything related.

I'm 23...

In the last 11 months...

I have received 5 drinking related tickets.

How is this possible?

WTF is a drinking ticket?

You're an irresponsible jerkoff.

there is a 'constitutional trail' behind my apartment...my ticket yesterday was for being on the trail after hours...whatever that means.

Out of these 5 tickets, they are all $50 and I have yet to pay one and apparently they don't show up on my record because every time I get a new one nothing is mentioned of the other ones and technically there should be a warrant out for my arrest because they are LONG overdue.

I brought this up to officer douche bag last night but he wouldn't be straight with me.

My guess is either; A) You're drinking more, B) You're drinking more, or C) You're drinking more.

FAX

you would think...but that's not the case.

I blame it on change of address...

When Hootie was just a little girl
He asked his mommy
What would he be

Will I be pretty
Will I be gay

Here's what she said to he

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
DRINK SOME BEER AND THEN PEE
YOUR FUTURE IS WASTED YOU SEE
YOU'RE A DRUNK MOTHER****ER

Before I was 21 I had never seen an illegal narcotic.
Wow times change in 8 years.

Take your drinking constitutional walk a little earlier in the day. Quit the moonlight strolls. If its football season you can technically start drinking at dawn.

lets just hold hands and get it over with

I've taken one drag on a tobacco cigarette in 26 years. I'm quite innocent.

you don't live until you go on a 6 day meth binge

That would probably make you age 10 years.

all I wanted was to see you naked!

You are an idiot?

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyg