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Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn
We'll lose to the Vikings and the Steelers. We'll beat the Lions but it'll be close and it'll come down to the Lions ****ing up and hurting themselves more than the Chiefs "winning" the game. I expect no fewer than 5 combined turnovers.
We'll be 2-6 at the break.
Then, after the bye: Denver rolls us, the Chargers eek one out (maybe Andy should just start Chase for this game given his track record against San Diego), and the Bills will dominate in a low scoring game that looks way closer than it ever was.
Somehow we'll pull it out against the Raiders in Oakland AND the Chargers at home. Fans will be flipping out and there will be a "new energy" around 1 Arrowhead Drive. We'll be 4-9 and people will actually be ****ing excited about it.
Then the Ravens will beat us by 21. But, then, hey we'll take the Browns in our only blowout of the year (Final: 38-3, Chiefs). But then the goddamn ****ing Raiders will own our souls and our assholes at home and we'll end the season on a terrible loss that will taint the entire off season and make me not give two shits about football next year.
Final 2016 record: 5-11. Go mother****ing Chiefs. I guess.
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This was a pretty well thought out post. I can see the season unwinding in this fashion.