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Originally Posted by yunghungwell
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2217588
This got me thinking.
I have heard that when you poo, the poo should float in the bowl. If it floats then you are eating a healthy diet and whatnot.
Personally, I have not had a "floater" in months. I can't even recall when the last time was.
So, I guess what I am trying to say is, "Am I going to die?"
YHW
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Dear mr Dungwell,
It should be noted that while I am an accomplished Dumper of Loads, I don't often make note of thier consistency, elasticity, composition*hey look, Corn* firmness, texture and floatablility..........I have an idea.
After consulting your brotherinlaw it has come to my attention that if your head weren't jammed so far up your above the rim of your prostate that you can taste your liver, the compaction rate of your Dung would decrease, and when combined with enough roughage, your movement should return to normal.
As for dieing, I'm guessing your family already thinks it smells like you did.