Daily "Poop" Report - Page 2

Mr. Kotter · 03:02 PM

(Inspired by ENDelt's "dinner" thread....

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** IMPORTANT: Unlike ENDelt's thread, NO pics....please!

6 AM - Normal, after the shower BM; medium sized floater....2 pieces.

11 AM- Large "snuck up on me" 'surprise, hard round specimen; floater.

2 PM - Normal, after lunch BM: dense/solid, "clinger"/sinker (one long slippery piece), with visible corn.

And how was YOURS today???

Mr. Kotter · 01-13-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by shakesthecat

Just when I thought the bar couldn't get any lower here, along come SDChiefsfan to prove me wrong.

Well done.

Hey, no one MADE you click on the thread.

yunghungwell · 01-13-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Do I need to be afraid?

No, I just thought that this thread was right up his ally. Not his "ally". Just that I have seen him post about his "paid vacations" at work and I have personally heard more than one conversation involving him about feces.

KC Kings · 01-13-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Usually 3-4 times. Only once after 3 pm though.

My wife, and two of my kids, are "save it for couple days, and clog the fuggin' toilet" type. Needless to say, we keep a plunger near the toilet. Fuggin' wierdos.

My son has a daily BM, and is disappointed if he doesn't clog the toilet.

I don't think anything is wrong with 3-4 times a day. I take a healthy sqat after each meal. I have a 3 pound salad with nothing but green for lunch every day so that helps out. Most mornings I can wait until as soon as I get to work, (why poop at home for free, when I could get paid for it?), but I usually job or get on the treadmill in the morning, and that always conjurs up squirter. Sometimes I can relieve some gas with small burst, on each stride for about 20 yards, but sometimes the jogging shakes one lose, and you have no other choice but to jog home with only one sock.

BRB, I got a new Sears ad I need to read.

Mr. Kotter · 01-13-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yunghungwell

No, I just thought that this thread was right up his ally. Not his "ally". Just that I have seen him post about his "paid vacations" at work and I have personally heard more than one conversation involving him about feces.

Guess I'll look forward to his contributions then.

FTR, your poop report is?

01-13-2005, 03:12 PM

I've just returned from my daily squat. I'm a little late today, though. Usually, I'm an 11:00 AM shitter or a 7:00 PM shitter. I'm unsure WTF happened today.

If I've really be oinking out, I'll take one at 11:00 AM and 7:00 PM, but that schedule is generally reserved for the holidays.

01-13-2005, 03:13 PM

For those of you who plug toilets excessively, give me a holler. I can fix that forever. Seriously.

beavis · 01-13-2005, 03:13 PM

This place is really going to shit.

Mr. Kotter · 01-13-2005, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

For those of you who plug toilets excessively, give me a holler. I can fix that forever. Seriously.

One of those "20 golf ball" toilets? They really work?

01-13-2005, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

One of those "20 golf ball" toilets? They really work?

Absolutely. I have 2 installed here. I haven't used a plunger since installation. Previously, I used a plunger more than once a week.

Ghostof · 01-13-2005, 03:20 PM

I usually go maybe once a week, I've gone as long as two weeks.

Its all a mind thing. If alot of people are talking about it around you, it triggers your mind to do a fast check to see if you need to release as well. If you can block those thoughts then you can go for days and days without taking a dump.

Mr. Kotter · 01-13-2005, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Absolutely. I have 2 installed here. I haven't used a plunger since installation. Previously, I used a plunger more than once a week.

Damn, guess I've got some work to do then.

Thanks.

Mr. Kotter · 01-13-2005, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostof

I usually go maybe once a week, I've gone as long as two weeks.

Its all a ming thing. If alot of people are talking about it around you, it triggers your mind to do a fast check to see if you need to release as well. If you can block those thoughts then you can go for days and days without taking a dump.

A fuggin' WEEK!?

You gotta be shittin' us?

siberian khatru · 01-13-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

A fuggin' WEEK!?

You gotta be shittin' us?

He's obviously not shitting himself, at least not often.

**Bob Dole** · 01-13-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Hey, no one MADE you click on the thread.

Actually, they did.

You're not familiar with shakes' situation?

01-13-2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

A fuggin' WEEK!?

You gotta be shittin' us?

Had a buddy in the USMC didn't shit for 2 weeks when we hit the desert. I couldn't believe it.

However, I usually don't go for a day or two when I go somewhere new.

01-13-2005, 02:44 PM
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