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Top Ten Things to do with a Dead Cat:
10. Kill it 8 more times, just to be sure.
9. Excellent for buffing the truck.
8. Jab a stick in it's mouth and use it for a dustmop.
7. Spray it with glue, hang it from the ceiling...instant flystrip!
6. Paint a stripe on each end, sew up the middle, and PLAY BALL!.
5. Chitlins!
4. Field test the blender...
3. Start a newsgroup, "Dead Cats, I'm for 'em!"
2. Makes a dandy fur coat for the Chihuahua.
1. Get 10 more and go beat the Raiders!
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