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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $9594244
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Top Ten Things to do with a Dead Cat:
10. Kill it 8 more times, just to be sure. 9. Excellent for buffing the truck. 8. Jab a stick in it's mouth and use it for a dustmop. 7. Spray it with glue, hang it from the ceiling...instant flystrip! 6. Paint a stripe on each end, sew up the middle, and PLAY BALL!. 5. Chitlins! 4. Field test the blender... 3. Start a newsgroup, "Dead Cats, I'm for 'em!" 2. Makes a dandy fur coat for the Chihuahua. 1. Get 10 more and go beat the Raiders!
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