You might want to reach down and touch that fleshy patch where your testicles used to be.
You're the man here aren't you? Tell her if you don't get a urinal, you'll just pee in her shower.
I also don't think its normal that she craps in most of your drawers either. don't even allow DEAD flowers in your man cave.
This is a slippery slope on which you're standing.
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