Men, is this unreasonable?

[Iowanian]

You might want to reach down and touch that fleshy patch where your testicles used to be.

You're the man here aren't you? Tell her if you don't get a urinal, you'll just pee in her shower.

I also don't think its normal that she craps in most of your drawers either. don't even allow DEAD flowers in your man cave.

This is a slippery slope on which you're standing.