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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I don't want to hurt your feelings. I'm not trying to be a dick....Well, maybe I am, but its for your own good.




Chiefscountry....
I'm not cool, I suck at real life too. I did manage to pull a satisfactory amount of premarital tail and locate a fine bride, so I did something right.

As for turkey season, I'm still trying time to find antler sheds but have been too busy for that. I'll get serious about gobblers around the middle-end of April.

Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.

That was actually kinda cool.