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Old 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM  
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So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

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Old 02-23-2009, 11:06 PM   #226
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:07 PM   #227
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unfortunately for you, she said she prefers BIG peepee in her hooha.
Should I be scared that we had a similar thought?
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:07 PM   #228
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Boulder would have some nice cougar hunting without the baggage you are looking for.
Totally... I went skiing once, and the girls out there (in comparison to Arkansas AND Jackson County) are so much nicer. I was getting some "fuck me" eyes from girls that I didn't think were in my league!

But I don't think I'm the type for older women. Like I said, I have the frat boy mentality right now. Most old girls want a guy to snuggle on the couch with and watch "Made of Honor." I'd rather be a eunuch, even if I did get a BJ after the movie.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:08 PM   #229
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Should I be scared that we had a similar thought?
At least your honest. I can't stand chicks who say they don't care.

That's like a guy saying he doesn't care if a girl has a cave for a vag. Whatever!
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:10 PM   #230
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But I don't think I'm the type for older women. Like I said, I have the frat boy mentality right now. Most old girls want a guy to snuggle on the couch with and watch "Made of Honor." I'd rather be a eunuch, even if I did get a BJ after the movie.
So wrong, so wrong. Trust me on this one. We are close in age, young ones are nice but the older ones are better. Once you get with one you would know. Also by older I'm not talking like 40 or whatever. Late 20's/Early 30's are great for a 22 year old.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:10 PM   #231
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The fact that your post slightly hurts my feelings, tells me you're so fuckING RIGHT!!!! I am a wimp!

Any tips for how to grow a pair? Or does it just happen?

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I'm not cool, I suck at real life too. I did manage to pull a satisfactory amount of premarital tail and locate a fine bride, so I did something right.

As for turkey season, I'm still trying time to find antler sheds but have been too busy for that. I'll get serious about gobblers around the middle-end of April.

Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:12 PM   #232
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But I don't think I'm the type for older women. Like I said, I have the frat boy mentality right now. Most old girls want a guy to snuggle on the couch with and watch "Made of Honor." I'd rather be a eunuch, even if I did get a BJ after the movie.
While I kind of liked Made of Honor, no way would I make a guy sit through that. If I was going to make him sit thorugh something, it would be "he's just not that into you".
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:12 PM   #233
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The fact that your post slightly hurts my feelings, tells me you're so fuckING RIGHT!!!! I am a wimp!

Any tips for how to grow a pair? Or does it just happen?
You just need for them to drop. You'll know it when they do.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:13 PM   #234
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You're so, soooo wrong.

A 35 year old divorced gal will tear you apart and feed you to her cat.

Older gals=less games.

You're playing both sides of the coin "I'm too shy and nice and the girl confuses me!?? NO! I'm a PIMP with an Abercrombie shirt just like the other guys!!"

Can't be both ways.

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Totally... I went skiing once, and the girls out there (in comparison to Arkansas AND Jackson County) are so much nicer. I was getting some "fuck me" eyes from girls that I didn't think were in my league!

But I don't think I'm the type for older women. Like I said, I have the frat boy mentality right now. Most old girls want a guy to snuggle on the couch with and watch "Made of Honor." I'd rather be a eunuch, even if I did get a BJ after the movie.
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Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.
Honestly that is a great analogy.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:13 PM   #236
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Chiefscountry....
I'm not cool, I suck at real life too. I did manage to pull a satisfactory amount of premarital tail and locate a fine bride, so I did something right.

As for turkey season, I'm still trying time to find antler sheds but have been too busy for that. I'll get serious about gobblers around the middle-end of April.

Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.
That was actually kinda cool.
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You're so, soooo wrong.

A 35 year old divorced gal will tear you apart and feed you to her cat.

Older gals=less games.

You're playing both sides of the coin "I'm too shy and nice and the girl confuses me!?? NO! I'm a PIMP with an Abercrombie shirt just like the other guys!!"

Can't be both ways.
It kind of is. I'm quiet and shy, but I'm irresponsible and like to party. I just am not loud about it. Either way I'm not sure what cougars look for, but I'm guessing its some confident young guy with a nice body who is extroverted.
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You're so, soooo wrong.

A 35 year old divorced gal will tear you apart and feed you to her cat.

Older gals=less games.
And yet, guys never stop playing them, it seems.
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So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
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She must be the type of girl that wants a guy to take charge and not back down from here turning you down. She's giving you just enough clues.
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And yet, guys never stop playing them, it seems.

Thats not true. You date someone like Skip, he'll provide for you, be easy to read, and home every night at 6:30 for Wheel of Fortune and Cagney and Lacey reruns before bed.
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