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Originally Posted by KCWolfman
Starship Troopers - Let's put together a crappy jumpy story line from one of the greatest sci-fi novels ever written. Then let's get bad actors. Make them hot actors/actresses and get a lot of blood and explosions to take the audiences mind off the fact that we just stole 7 bucks from each of them and call it a movie.
Last scene - Have camera fall back off the giant monster tied down and surrounded by hundreds of armed troops. Pan left to Doogie Howser who is setting up a mental link with the monster by touching it. Have Doogie say "It's afraid!" followed by soldiers cheers.
It's afraid? Really? Pure genius.
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Actually, Starship Troopers isn't close to the worst. That distinction is reserved for Starship Troopers, 2, 3, and I believe IV.