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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo
I'll always stalk that other girl I could have dated before I met my girlfriend. It only makes sense.
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I have a feeling Matt Cassel isn't going to turn out to be our girlfriend.
He's gonna be the fat, ugly troll with zits all over her body and a lazy eye that you thought looked good at a bar one night when you were really drunk and decided to take home. Then you woke up in the morning, rolled over, horrified, and screamed for her to get the **** out!!!
And on her way out, she emptied your wallet.