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Originally Posted by kitten_mittons
OMFG this website has the gayest threads. How long does it take you to take a shower? Prayer requests, Christmas Cocktails, Smoking a turkey, teaching a friend how credit works, what christmas movie should I get, youtube video leads to hollywood contract, and best adult calendar? OMG do you reeruns have any friends? And yes, that is a rhetorical question, because I obviously already know the answer to that. AND to top it all off, 95% of you guys like the Chiefs, I mean, no friends and you like the Chiefs. Does suicide sound better and better to you guys every day of your worthless lives? Funny stuff.
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You will never leave here. Sure, you laugh now, and shake your pumpkin head and bowl haircut in disbelief. But in a couple of days you'll be sitting at your cubicle calling your next doorbell sales prospect, and you'll think, "Hmm, how long DOES it take to take a shower?", and you'll come back here. And then you'll see a thread about a bacon recipe, and you'll check it out, and then you'll ask yourself why there are 200 posts about a girl losing her feet on a ride at Six Flags, and you'll get into an argument with someone there about whether Pluto really is a planet, and the next thing you know you'll have 3,000 posts.