Good Christmas Shopping site.

[kitten_mittons]

OMFG this website has the gayest threads. How long does it take you to take a shower? Prayer requests, Christmas Cocktails, Smoking a turkey, teaching a friend how credit works, what christmas movie should I get, youtube video leads to hollywood contract, and best adult calendar? OMG do you reeruns have any friends? And yes, that is a rhetorical question, because I obviously already know the answer to that. AND to top it all off, 95% of you guys like the Chiefs, I mean, no friends and you like the Chiefs. Does suicide sound better and better to you guys every day of your worthless lives? Funny stuff.

[Terribilis]

Originally Posted by kitten_mittons

OMFG this website has the gayest threads. How long does it take you to take a shower? Prayer requests, Christmas Cocktails, Smoking a turkey, teaching a friend how credit works, what christmas movie should I get, youtube video leads to hollywood contract, and best adult calendar? OMG do you reeruns have any friends? And yes, that is a rhetorical question, because I obviously already know the answer to that. AND to top it all off, 95% of you guys like the Chiefs, I mean, no friends and you like the Chiefs. Does suicide sound better and better to you guys every day of your worthless lives? Funny stuff.

dude, you can't even spell kitten mitten right

[kitten_mittons]

Originally Posted by Terribilis

dude, you can't even spell kitten mitten right

, don't talk about stuff you don't know, it only makes you look like a bigger loser than you are.

[SPchief]

Originally Posted by kitten_mittons

, don't talk about stuff you don't know, it only makes you look like a bigger loser than you are.

Welcome back hootie

[kitten_mittons]

Originally Posted by SPchief

Welcome back hootie

Do not get.

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by kitten_mittons

Do not get.

Riiiiiiiiiiiight

[kitten_mittons]

Originally Posted by Bwana

Riiiiiiiiiiiight

??? Please explain. Maybe you guys are giving me a kick-ass nickname. Try better than hootie, that was taken by some blowfish guy. Sounds kind of gay, and so that can't be me. I am way not gay, I love girls (esp. hot ones) so much I'd show you guys how much I love them, but I can't. I mean, if today were opposite day, then maybe I'd be gay. (cause I'm the opposite of gay) Show me a hot girl, and I'll show you a guy that loves hot girls. If you guys ever have a friend that says, "Hey, do you know where I can find a guy who loves hot girls?" Point him my direction, because that's what I am. So, in conclusion, give me a cooler nickname. TIA. Actually, in retrospect, I'd rather just be kitten_mittons, I mean that's why I made the name, lol right?

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by kitten_mittons

OMFG this website has the gayest threads. How long does it take you to take a shower? Prayer requests, Christmas Cocktails, Smoking a turkey, teaching a friend how credit works, what christmas movie should I get, youtube video leads to hollywood contract, and best adult calendar? OMG do you reeruns have any friends? And yes, that is a rhetorical question, because I obviously already know the answer to that. AND to top it all off, 95% of you guys like the Chiefs, I mean, no friends and you like the Chiefs. Does suicide sound better and better to you guys every day of your worthless lives? Funny stuff.

you should see my 'A question to the gents' - 'Do you powder your balls before going out?' thread...

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by kitten_mittons

OMFG this website has the gayest threads. How long does it take you to take a shower? Prayer requests, Christmas Cocktails, Smoking a turkey, teaching a friend how credit works, what christmas movie should I get, youtube video leads to hollywood contract, and best adult calendar? OMG do you reeruns have any friends? And yes, that is a rhetorical question, because I obviously already know the answer to that. AND to top it all off, 95% of you guys like the Chiefs, I mean, no friends and you like the Chiefs. Does suicide sound better and better to you guys every day of your worthless lives? Funny stuff.

You will never leave here. Sure, you laugh now, and shake your pumpkin head and bowl haircut in disbelief. But in a couple of days you'll be sitting at your cubicle calling your next doorbell sales prospect, and you'll think, "Hmm, how long DOES it take to take a shower?", and you'll come back here. And then you'll see a thread about a bacon recipe, and you'll check it out, and then you'll ask yourself why there are 200 posts about a girl losing her feet on a ride at Six Flags, and you'll get into an argument with someone there about whether Pluto really is a planet, and the next thing you know you'll have 3,000 posts.

[kitten_mittons]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You will never leave here. Sure, you laugh now, and shake your pumpkin head and bowl haircut in disbelief. But in a couple of days you'll be sitting at your cubicle calling your next doorbell sales prospect, and you'll think, "Hmm, how long DOES it take to take a shower?", and you'll come back here. And then you'll see a thread about a bacon recipe, and you'll check it out, and then you'll ask yourself why there are 200 posts about a girl losing her feet on a ride at Six Flags, and you'll get into an argument with someone there about whether Pluto really is a planet, and the next thing you know you'll have 3,000 posts.

Okay, obviously a girl losing her feet on a six flags ride is awesome. Anything that has to do with reeruns getting hurt is worth my time. That is more of the stuff I'd like to see. BTW, anyone hear about that NU Berringer dude? What a loser amirite?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by kitten_mittons

Okay, obviously a girl losing her feet on a six flags ride is awesome. Anything that has to do with reeruns getting hurt is worth my time. That is more of the stuff I'd like to see. BTW, anyone hear about that NU Berringer dude? What a loser amirite?

I'm not aware of the Berringer story. What's going on?

And you should check out the story about the Ukrainian guy who blew his jaw off with chewing gum. I think you'd enjoy it if the Six Flags thread is up your alley.

[kitten_mittons]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm not aware of the Berringer story. What's going on?

And you should check out the story about the Ukrainian guy who blew his jaw off with chewing gum. I think you'd enjoy it if the Six Flags thread is up your alley.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brook_Berringer

[Kyle DeLexus]

Originally Posted by kitten_mittons

OMFG this website has the gayest threads. How long does it take you to take a shower? Prayer requests, Christmas Cocktails, Smoking a turkey, teaching a friend how credit works, what christmas movie should I get, youtube video leads to hollywood contract, and best adult calendar? OMG do you reeruns have any friends? And yes, that is a rhetorical question, because I obviously already know the answer to that. AND to top it all off, 95% of you guys like the Chiefs, I mean, no friends and you like the Chiefs. Does suicide sound better and better to you guys every day of your worthless lives? Funny stuff.

and your a membor here so that must mean your a gay ratard who has no friends also right?