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Originally Posted by FAX
... hire a Russian exchange student to stand over your tomato plants with a garden hose and a barometer. Preferably one who is female, young, nubile, blond and looks nice in a bikini.
Your water and lotion bills will go out of sight, but your tomato savings should even things out a bit.
FAX
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The plot thickens. Oh heavenly tomato...
