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Old 03-08-2010, 11:30 AM   #1
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You really should water them all the friggin' time. Dry roots are death to a plant that needs roots. So, at least twice a day, if not more. In fact, you should probably invest in one of those wacky glass-globe-on-a-glass-tube things that provides a continuous water supply to the thirsty, little, tomato plant or hire a Russian exchange student to stand over your tomato plants with a garden hose and a barometer. Preferably one who is female, young, nubile, blond and looks nice in a bikini.

Your water and lotion bills will go out of sight, but your tomato savings should even things out a bit.

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Old 03-08-2010, 11:52 AM   #2
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... hire a Russian exchange student to stand over your tomato plants with a garden hose and a barometer. Preferably one who is female, young, nubile, blond and looks nice in a bikini.

Your water and lotion bills will go out of sight, but your tomato savings should even things out a bit.

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Old 03-08-2010, 12:02 PM   #3
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or hire a Russian exchange student to stand over your tomato plants with a garden hose and a barometer. Preferably one who is female, young, nubile, blond and looks nice in a bikini.
Nein.

Horrid idea.

Russian women are better lawyers than any inmate, better bull$#itters than any car salesman, and more manipulative than Carl Peterson.

On top of that they tend to be attractive as hell.

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